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SKUNK

What is worse than tear gas? Seems Israeli “skunk” beats it hands down. Described as smelling like a chunk of rotting corpse from a stagnant sewer, Israeli soldiers have been spraying the foul liquid at Palestinian stone throwing protestors. Armored tanker trucks have cannons filled with the foul fluid ready to unleash on crowds.  One guy on the receiving end of skunk said nothing can remove the stench and for days people won’t come near him.

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That Better Have Been The Dog!

I’m not sure mommy’s gonna let you have one but the latest pet craze in Britain are skunks. Yep, skunks. Evidently if you are really quiet and careful not to creep up behind them and go “boo”, they won’t spray your whole friggin house with foul smelling stench. Believe it or not they are really affectionate and can be trained to use a litter tray. Fab! A skunk breeder in Bristol says he sells up to 200 of the little creatures a year.

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Quite A Stink

Forget the Dutch oven, a Florida couple woke up to find a skunk under their bed. James Dean (not the dead actor) followed the critter to behind some furniture where he got a spraying for his troubles.

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The Skunk That Ruined Christmas

Phew, that was a good one!

Sometimes Christmas just stinks and this year it will for the 800 children who won’t be getting a toy from Operation Christmas a charity organization from Oklahoma. Seems a skunk snuck into the shed where the $16,000 worth of toys were being kept, lifted it’s tail and gave them a friggin spraying.

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You’ve Been Skunk’d!

Oh for crying out loud Daniel McDaniels, how did you manage to shoot yourself in the face trying to kill a skunk? Easy it seems. When loading a .22 caliber rifle make sure it isn’t already loaded because if you accidentally pull the trigger…. kaboom! McDaniels 0, skunk 1.

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Thank God For The Skunk Whisperer

When a skunk gets his head caught in a jar of peanut butter, who ya gonna call? Skunk Whisperer of course! Teresa Vick was doing her newspaper rounds in Bixby, Oklahoma, when she noticed a disorientated creature walking around with it’s head in a jar. Not wanting to get sprayed with it’s obnoxious scent she rang the resident skunk whisperer Ned Bruha who managed to remove the offending object!

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Useless Friggin Information

Useless InformationOK Loons, as it is a slow news day  I thought a dollop of useless information would warm the cockles.

Butterflies taste with their feet.(So should some chefs!)

Over 2,500 left handed people are killed each year from using right handed products. (Hmm, I wonder how many right handed people are killed using left handed products?)

Hot water is heavier than cold water. (I’m guessing only if you wee in it!)

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet (ewh, that will explain it!)

Grapes explode when heated in a microwave. (so do poodles!)

The Spanish equivilent to UFO is OVNI …Objecto Volador No Identificado. (Hmm, in Loon Land is is simply WTF!).

The IRS has a manual for collecting taxes after a nuclear war. (Those bastards!).

A spotted skunk does a handstand before spraying! (So do I….kidding…way too hard).

Hmm, seems I have some skeptics amongst the loons, so without further ado here is the friggin spotted handstanding skunk!

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