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That Stinks!

Ewh, ewh, ewh, Rasheen Harrison, smearing poo on your pregnant ex-girlfriend’s door and setting it alight, while naked, is no way to go through life.  Police said Harrison allegedly stripped naked and shat in the elevator before wiping the feces on his ex’s door and setting it alight. It is also believed he set fire to himself  before  shouting  “I’m the devil”. Harrison was eventually  found by firefighters naked in the hallway with poop still on his hands. Later, while in his cell, he continued his feces painting exploits along the walls at the 120th Precinct.

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This Is What We Think Of Your Party!

New South Wales police are looking for the person/s responsible for smearing poo on the outside of the  Greens office in Sydney. NSW Greens MP David Shoebridge who condemned the attack said it could have been in response to a Sydney Morning Herald article which described the Australian political party as evil, hypocritical and “whoring”. Hmm well, on the bright side, at least the attack was environmentally friendly and biodegradable!

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Well At Least She Didn’t Rub Their Face In It!

Ah shit, an Illinois woman has been arrested after it was alleged she smeared dog poop all over her neighbor’s patio after she accidentally stepped in it. Susan Miller was decidedly pissed when she discovered she had shit on her shoe, so proceeded to plastered it over the dog owner’s patio along with a sign asking residents to clean up after their dogs and a pile of dog poop bags.

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When Moms Go Wild

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Remind me never to get into a road rage with someone who has a dirty diaper handy. Jessica Hollis and Melanie Campbell got into a little tiff at a set of traffic lights and well, one thing lead to another and Ms Hollis smeared a dirty diaper on the rear window of Campbell’s car. That’s a harassment charge right there.

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