Hmm, when Milwaukee police went to investigate an alleged sexual assault at a house they walked right into a friggin nightmare. The house and nearby building were crawling with alligators, snakes, turtles, rodents, spiders and one thankful chicken! At least 5 anaconda snakes were slithering around the rooms unconfined. Hmm, a woman has been charged with intentionally mistreating animals which could only mean one thing…animals + alleged sexual assault =OMG!
Psst See, this is why the whole Noah’s Ark thing wouldn’t have worked out well!