Feet up Aussies, seems the early hot weather means male snakes are coming out of hibernation and mating sooner than expected. It’s on. Snakes will be on the prowl for a missus. They will be angry little reptiles ready to rumble with any other male snake they come across in their pursuit of a female. Pet owners have been urged to be a lot more vigilant as some of Australia’s most deadliest snakes will take no prisoners in their once a year mating ritual.
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Well this is one of my worst nightmares….. a pit of rattlesnakes. What the!!!! Some guy was filming the tangled mess of slither when his GoPro dropped into the nest. Dear god, just run. No seriously, count your loses and run.
Oh for the love of …. a man reported missing in Germany was found dead in his home surround by 40 friggin enormous snakes. Experts believe the only reasons the snakes didn’t make a meal of him was he was too big to swallow whole and they like eating their prey alive. Oh, dear lord..eek. The man is believed to have died of a heart attack while feeding his slimy creatures.
Feet up patients in a Saskatchewan hospital, you got snakes. Over a hundred of the slimy reptiles have been found slithering around the basement and wards since February. Officials say they are harmless little garter snakes but you might want to sleep with one eye open anyways.
You know what I hate ? When a three year old finds a nest of eggs in his yard, carts them to his room and puts them in a container in his wardrobe only to have them hatch out a clutch of …. seven baby eastern brown snakes (one of the most venomous species in the world). His mother discovered the hatchlings after opening his wardrobe and spying them squirming around inside the container. An Aussie wildlife expert said the family were lucky the boy didn’t play with them because the darn things are extremely aggressive and are pretty much deadly.
You know what I hate? When you carjack a man in a SUV, shoot him and take his wheels only to discover the 2 boxes next to you contain friggin snakes. That’s an exit stage left right there. The carjacker, who evidently realized he was in a car with way too many ball pythons crashed into a pole, jumped from the car, threw two handguns into the bush and ran like hell. Hmm, last time he’ll be doing that!
You know what I hate? When you are waiting for your luggage at the airport conveyor belt when suddenly someone’s bag bursts open releasing 95 live boa constrictors. I really friggin hate that! Keng Liang “Anson” Wong was arrested after he tried to smuggle the reptiles out of Kuala Lumpur International airport and scared the shit out of travelers.
Don’t mess with Chinese brothers Guo Gongwei and Guo Gongtian if you know what’s good for you.They have been arrested for releasing 500 poisonous snakes near the home of the village leader, known as Song, because of a feud. Seems they thought it was the best form of revenge. No shit Sherlock, feet up!
Dude, pouring gasoline all over your campsite and igniting it ain’t gonna rid the place of snakes, burn the friggin woods down , but won’t rid the place of snakes. Gerald Raymond Collett, a homeless man from Des Moines, was arrested after his snake phobia got the better of him… that’s a reckless use of fire charge right there! Snakes 1, Homeless dude 0.
Psst What’s with the friggin snakes?
2nd Psst I did a quick search of snakes in Des Moines and it seems they do have snakes but most are harmless!