14th Foot Washes Up in Sneaker

Yes, its true yet another severed foot in a sneaker has washed up on a Canadian strip of beach. Despite  14 feet washing up in the same area since 2007, the Canadian coroners keep saying,  move on,  nothing to see here. It is believed that sneakers add that special touch of buoyancy that makes them float around the ocean until the body becomes detached. Some of the feet have been identified as suicide victims but some remain unknown. Dear god, just make it stop!

We Are Up To 18

For several years I have been posting about the random severed feet ( in sneakers) washing up on the coast of British Colombia. With each new foot, authorities continue to dismiss the theory that a serial killer is at large, instead  claiming the feet belong to suicide victims. I don’t know, 18 severed feet in sneakers….gotta be going hmmm at some stage, right ?

PSST: I hope for the authorities sake there isn’t some friggin psycho with a wood chipper…..just saying.

Extra Cushion

OK, here’s the thing Demare Gary, when hiding 17 bags of crack, it isn’t a good thing to stash it in a 3 year old’s pink Nike Air Jordan, I’m just saying. The poor little snowflake had complained to her mommy that her foot hurt so she loosened the laces before sending her limping off to school. When she continued to whine to the teacher about her foot she took off her pink Nike Air Jordan’s and viola  17 baggies of crack cocaine.