Tag Archives: snow

Is It Wrong To Laugh?


Filed under That's Gotta Hurt

Calling Card

dunceGuess who Santa is skipping this year? The dumbass burglar who left his debit card at the crime scene and some very distinctive “Route 66” impressions from his shoes outside in the snow. Not very nice… or bright. Might want to consider a career change.


Filed under Whoops!

Beer Should Be Compulsory For All Survival Kits

That's how we found him sir!

You are stranded in a car for three days in Alaska with temperatures of minus 17 and no provisions, what do you do? Well, if you were MacGyver you would probably use your car cigarette lighter to make a fire and send smoke messages but if you were Clifton Vial you would probably just sit tight and drink three frozen cans of Coors Light beer until help arrived.

Want sauce with that?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Snow On Roof Fail

You’re doing it all wrong!


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!

Metrodome Roof Collapses

This is the best friggin roof collapse you will see all day.


Filed under Friggin Awesome, Whoops!

Snow Job?

Piss off, we have enough problems with Wikileaks!

Some guy in Michigan is claiming he has found proof of alien life form. Yes indeedy, Duane Snyder is in possession of an ice meteorite (whatever the hell that is) which he says has friggin extraterrestrial organisms in it. OK people, just because it was found near Kalamazoo doesn’t mean it’s a hoax. Duane found the chunk of ice on a road near his home and since it hadn’t snowed for weeks he deducted it must have come from an ice meteorite. He popped the ice in his freezer and for 10 years had been trying to get a someone  to friggin analyze it. Dear god, aliens in your freezer for a decade, I hope it wasn’t next to food!. Anywho,  in the end he paid to have two  chemical analyzes performed and guess what? It contained unique molecular structures…which can only mean one thing. Some drunk bastard either pissed on it or there is goddamn alien lifeforms living in that there freezer.


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Join the skeptic club!, Well I Never