Tag Archives: social media

Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty

Sleep with one eye open people of Milwaukee there seems to be a lion on the loose. Since a woman filmed what looks like a lion strolling around her backyard on her cellphone, residents have been tip toeing around their neighbourhood in fear of the beast. Despite concerns by police most locals are taking to social media to pull the piss #MKELion. All fun and games until someone gets mauled. Might want to ring Mick Fanning.

 

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Spooks on Social Media

spyingGuess what? The CIA are on Twitter but they will neither confirm nor deny it. The agency has also opened Facebook, Flickr and YouTube accounts. May the spooks be with you!

Psst Evidently the CIA account is legit because Twitter has given it a verified icon.

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Bank Balls Up

Bank  posts photo of squirrel with testicles caughtNote to all banks, don’t be posting no photo of a cute little squirrel hanging by its balls, some customers might think it is in bad taste especially when you use the caption “Because accidents don’t just happen to others, insurance will also cover you for any temporary injuries”. Within a few hours the Caisse d’Epargne Bank was forced to remove the unlucky squirrel due to social media back lash.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife, That's Gotta Hurt

Drug Cartels Murdering Bloggers

Thats a defriending you Zetas bastards!!!

What the hell is going on in Mexico? Seems drug cartels have switched their violence to social media users. Two bodies have been found hanging from the Nuevo Laredo bridge after they allegedly posted “funny things on the Internet” which basically denounced the gangs. The unknown woman in her 20’s had been  hogtied and disemboweled. Both had signs left near them,  one of which read “This is going to happen to all of those posting funny things on the Internet. You better fucking pay attention. I’m about to get you.”  Many people have switched from traditional media to blogging as a way to report violence in Mexico and the cartels aren’t pleased. The blogs Al Rojo Vivo and Blog del Narco have been singled out by the gangs as they encourage people to report on drug cartel activities. Sheez, these people aren’t even human.

Psst Loon is cancelling holiday plans to South America, indefinitely. The tequila will have to wait!

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