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You Would Have Thought Safety In Numbers!

So I guess the date is off?

You know what I hate, when you go on a date and end up naked and with no dignity. I just friggin hate that. Four men from South Bend thought they were meeting some lovely woman after conversing with them on a dating chat line. Hmm,obviously not, because when they rocked up to the destination, not only were three women patiently waiting for them, so too were three men, two of which were armed. The victims were then asked to strip naked, with a few wayward shots being fired for encouragement, before the 6 fled with everything.

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Bang!

Ouch!

Ouch!

OK people, here’s the thing, if you are going to carry a loaded gun in your pocket please put on the safety lock. A man in South Bend (now known as S Bend) carted himself to hospital after he took a leak in an alleyway and accidentally shot himself in the thigh. With no hole in his jeans police assume the gun was in his pocket at the time.

Psst Now in that situation do you finish urinating before worrying about the injury?

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