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Watch Out For the Sink…….

A couple in South Korea may have a permanent fear of pavement after they fell through a piece. Damn you to hell sinkhole…

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Vacuum Cleaner That Really Sucks

hairFeet up everyone. A South Korean woman has been attacked by her robot vacuum cleaner. The rogue machine waited until the woman was snoozing before making its move. With stealth the VC zipped over to her and sucked up her hair refusing to let go. A struggle ensued but the VC wasn’t about to give up. Eventually she managaged to ring emergency services, who rushed over and found the evil robot attached to her head. No word on the fate of the rogue vacuum cleaner but the woman will no longer be taking naps on the floor while vicious cleaner appliances are around.

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Thanks Son

A guy is stranded in South Korea after his 4 year old son took to his passport with a black felt tip pen and doodled all over his face. Oh and he drew a few animals and stuff. Wanna see?

passport fail

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Did North Korea Just Complete a Nuclear Test?

WTF!!!

WTF!!!

When South Korea rattles from a 4.9 magnitude quake the world friggin panics . Seems everyone is questioning whether the quake was set off by North Korea messing with nuclear bombs. Damn you Mayans and damn you double, Kim Jong Un!!!!

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Toilet Theme Park

Hey kids, jump in the car we are off to the new Restroom Cultural Park in South Korea. yes indeedy, it was built in honor of the city’s former mayor who was known as Mr Toilet. Seems he had an almighty obsession with toilets, most likely because he was reportedly born in his granny’s loo. Anywho, the theme park is all about toilets, which should go nicely with the annual Golden Poop Art Festival.

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Kim Jong Um Planning To Blow Up South Korea’s Media

That’s my boy

Holy propaganda slander South Korea. Kim Jong Um is so pissed by Seoul’s negative coverage of North Korea’s 66th anniversary of the Korean Children’s Union parade, he’s threatening to launch missiles to blow up all their media outlets. He’s talking to you, Chosun Ilbo and JoongAng Ilbo newspapers and KBS, CBS, MBC and SBS television stations. See, that’s what happens when you criticize his sneaky propaganda gimmicks that result in 20,000 children pledging their endless happiness to their new leader. “Monstrous mud-slinging” indeed.

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Never Trust A North Korean Defector

We know nothing

Well, well, Well, Kim Jong Il, seems your dastardly plan has failed. A North Korean defector, now believed to be a sleeper for the nasty regime, has been caught carrying a poison tipped needle believed to be intended for South Korean activist Park Sang-hak. You remember Sang-hak, he’s the dude that flies unmanned balloons across the North Korean border each year dropping thousands of leaflets criticizing Kim Jong Il’s regime. Evidently the defector, only known as An,  set up a meeting with Mr Sang-hak but Sang-hak was wise enough to inform National Intelligence Service who said no friggin way. In a sting operation, reminiscent of an 80’s movie, An was  found with the deadly device on him. What a prick!

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