A couple in South Korea may have a permanent fear of pavement after they fell through a piece. Damn you to hell sinkhole…
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Feet up everyone. A South Korean woman has been attacked by her robot vacuum cleaner. The rogue machine waited until the woman was snoozing before making its move. With stealth the VC zipped over to her and sucked up her hair refusing to let go. A struggle ensued but the VC wasn’t about to give up. Eventually she managaged to ring emergency services, who rushed over and found the evil robot attached to her head. No word on the fate of the rogue vacuum cleaner but the woman will no longer be taking naps on the floor while vicious cleaner appliances are around.
When South Korea rattles from a 4.9 magnitude quake the world friggin panics . Seems everyone is questioning whether the quake was set off by North Korea messing with nuclear bombs. Damn you Mayans and damn you double, Kim Jong Un!!!!
Hey kids, jump in the car we are off to the new Restroom Cultural Park in South Korea. yes indeedy, it was built in honor of the city’s former mayor who was known as Mr Toilet. Seems he had an almighty obsession with toilets, most likely because he was reportedly born in his granny’s loo. Anywho, the theme park is all about toilets, which should go nicely with the annual Golden Poop Art Festival.
Hmm, I’m not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing. South Korean marine Corps troops opened fire for 10 minutes on a suspicious aircraft flying near the border they share with North Korea thinking it was one of those communist bastard jet fighters belonging to Kim Jong Il. Turns out it was a South Korean commercial aircraft with 119 people on board. The worrying thing is they fired at the aircraft for 10 minutes and still managed to miss it.
Hold onto your Pyongy beer people, North Korea said they are prepared to start a sacred war.Seems Kim Jong Il wasn’t impressed with South Korea’s live fire military exercises this week and has hinted he may pull out his big guns…nuclear weapons. Dear god, does this mean no more Hyundais ?