Oh for crying out loud, Kim Jong Il, what the? All hell has broken loose on the South/North Korean border after North Korea fired a few artillery shells (50) at Yeonpyeong, a South Korean island. Kimmy, you bad????? It has been reported that several people have been injured and several houses have been kaboomed.Now the South Korean military are on high alert and you know what that means… some strongly worded letters from the UN.
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A South Korean shopkeeper is in trouble for smuggling from China, not one, but 4,900 arctic fox penises. Ewh. Evidently they are great for bringing back stray hubbies or in helping women find a man. One penis can sell for up to $481. Desperate times call for desperate measures I guess! Hmm, but how many desperate South Korean women are there for goodness sakes. As Susi Spice would say ….eHarmony people!
Hmm, sounds like Kim Jong Il has taken his role in Team America way too seriously. Word on the street is an elite North Korean suicide squad were responsible for the sinking of the South Korean ship Cheonan last month. Yep, it’s being alleged that the little buggers became like “human torpedoes” when they were ordered into little subs to get as close to the target as possible before… Kaboom! More than 40 sailors lost their lives. So far North Korean are denying they had anything to do with the sinking of the Cheonan but a salvage operation is underway to prove their involvement.
What the heck, one more time…..
Just when you thought it was safe to cruise around Baengnyeong island, North Korea go and sink a South Korean naval ship. Ah shit Kimmy Jong Il!Reports coming in claim 104 sailors have been killed and scores more are missing, feared dead. The two ships were near the maritime border of both North and South Korea when the naval ship was hit in the rear by a torpedo. Ouch! Oh dear, it is now feared this incident could spark a full blown war or at least a lot of finger pointing.