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Oh for crying out loud, Kim Jong Il, what the? All hell has broken loose on the South/North Korean border after North Korea fired a few artillery shells (50) at Yeonpyeong, a South Korean island. Kimmy, you bad????? It has been reported that several people have been injured and several houses have been kaboomed.Now the South Korean military are on high alert and you know what that means… some strongly worded letters from  the UN.

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Going Down!

OK here’s the thing Korean man in wheelchair, when ramming a lift door in a fit of anger make sure it doesn’t suddenly open and you plunge 19ft to your death. A South Korean man, who became enraged after a woman in a shopping center lift failed to hold it open for him, lost his cool and began ramming the door with his electric wheelchair. After several attempts the doors gave way and well, he plunged down the shaft. Angry man 0, lift 1.

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Happiness Preacher Not So Happy

Oh for crying out loud, South Korea’s “happiness preacher” and her hubby have committed suicide in a motel room. She obviously didn’t practice what she preached! Choi Yoon-Hee, a well known TV personality, and her husband were found hanging in their room. A suicide note was found near the bodies which suggests she killed herself due to some serious health issues.

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Arctic Fox Penis Anyone?

A South Korean shopkeeper is in trouble for smuggling from China, not one, but 4,900 arctic fox penises. Ewh. Evidently they are great for bringing back stray hubbies or in helping women find a man. One penis can sell for up to $481. Desperate times call for desperate measures I guess! Hmm, but how many desperate South Korean women are there for goodness sakes. As Susi Spice would say ….eHarmony people!

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Friendly Fire

OK, how many speakers we got?

North Korea are so pissed by South Korea setting up speakers at 11 locations along their borders to spew out propaganda at them, they are threatening to turn Seoul into a “sea of flames”. South Korea’s  “psychological warfare” is designed to broadcast anti-Pyongyang sentiment continually at their foe  via big booming speakers despite Washington telling them  to quit stirring them up. Evidently South and North Korea stopped this practice in 2004 as part of a peace agreement, but since the sinking of the South Korean ship the gloves are back on and so too the speakers.

Psst Sheez, this will mean more friggin strongly worded letters to the U.N.!

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War of Words

OK, who can wite in enrish?

OK people, we now have a Korean letter fight on out hands (lordie, lordie how many trees are going to have to die over this). First, South Korea sends the U.N. Security Council a harshly worded letter asking them to punish North Korea for torpedoing their ship in March. In retaliation the North Koreans have sent their harshly worded letter to the U.N. warning them to shut the hell up about the incident or else. Hmm, so the U.N. Council will now be carefully wording their letters back to both sides in the hope the harshly worded letters will stop. Good luck with that!

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Deepwater Horizon Conspiracy Theory

OK Loons, you know how I love a good conspiracy theory, well the latest WTF is about what “really”  happened to the Deepwater Horizon oil rig in the Mexican Gulf. In what the Russians are saying is a massive cover-up by the US Government, it is being circulated in some circles that the rig was torpedoed by North Korean “suicide” troops, in much the same way as they sunk the South Korean ship last month. Kim Jong Il you cheeky bugger. Yes, soldiers of the 17th Sniper Corps attacked the Deepwater Horizon with 2 torpedoes deliberately causing unknown economic and environmental damage. Reason? Firstly, the offshore drilling contractor Transocean  was financed by South Korea’s Hyundai Heavy Industries Co LTD (and we know how North Korea hates their guts). Secondly, and most importantly, it leaves President Obama with an “impossible dilemma” on the eve of the United Nations Review Conference of the Parties to the Treat on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons (3rd May).The quickest and most effective way to stop the  oil leak is to use a friggin thermonuclear bomb, however if they choose the nuclear option “every Nation in the World would have oil rigs off their coasts demanding an equal right to atomic weapons to protect their environment from catastrophes too, including Iran.” Oooh now that would be a dilemma! So Loons, what do ya think, plausible or friggin fairy dust?

Psst You can read the whole story here at  What Does it Mean.com

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Friggin Human Torpedoes!

Hmm, sounds like Kim Jong Il has taken his role in Team America way too seriously. Word on the street is an elite North Korean suicide squad were responsible for the sinking of the South Korean ship Cheonan last month. Yep, it’s being alleged that the little buggers became like  “human torpedoes” when they were ordered into little subs to get as close to the target as possible before… Kaboom! More than 40 sailors lost their lives. So far North Korean are denying they had anything to do with the sinking of the Cheonan but a salvage operation is underway to prove their involvement.

What the heck, one more time…..

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Fire In The Rear

Just when you thought it was safe to cruise around Baengnyeong island, North Korea go and sink a South Korean naval ship. Ah shit Kimmy Jong Il!Reports coming in claim 104 sailors have been killed and scores more are missing, feared dead. The two ships were near the maritime border of both North and South Korea when the naval ship was hit in the rear by a torpedo. Ouch! Oh dear, it is now feared this incident could spark a full blown war or at least a lot of finger pointing.

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Virtual Reality Baby 1, Real Baby 0

It was bound to happen, a South Korean couple became so hooked on a virtual reality game PRIUS, they forgot tending to their real life baby, who ended up dying from neglect. The couple Kim Yoo-chul and Choi Mi-sun were believed to have spent up to 12 hours a day at an internet cafe raising a “virtual” daughter on the Second Life game  while their real three month old child was starving to death at home. Following the baby’s funeral the couple did a runner and were only recently caught but not to worry everything is hunky-dory because “Due to our sense of guilt, we have not been to a PC gaming room over these five months,” All hail Kim and Choi! Hmm, so does this mean their virtual baby is  dead too?

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