Tag Archives: South Korean

You Might Want Better Aim?

Oh look, they're waving at us?

Hmm, I’m not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing. South Korean marine Corps troops opened fire for 10 minutes on a suspicious aircraft flying near the border they share with North Korea thinking it was one of those communist bastard jet fighters belonging to Kim Jong Il. Turns out it was a South Korean commercial aircraft with 119 people on board. The worrying thing is they fired at the aircraft for 10 minutes and still managed to miss it.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Kim Jong Il, Whoops!

When Even Hypnosis Fails!

You lied!

You lied!

You know you are a loser when you have to hypnotize a woman just to get a friggin kiss! Mr Park, a South Korean hypnotist (1st sign of trouble), went on a blind date arranged by a matchmaking agency (2nd sign of trouble) with some poor unsuspecting woman. I am guessing this is what happened next, the conversation went along the lines of “So, what do you do for a living? ” because it wasn’t long before Mr Park suggested he put her into a trance (dear god, 3rd sign of trouble). After a few nervous laughs and a series of excuses she was eventually persuaded (4th sign of trouble) to be hypnotized. After doing a bit of chanting, Mr Park was convinced she was hypnotized and leaned over to give her a kiss. Silly fool. She slapped him with a sexual harassment charge (there’s the trouble) so fast he didn’t have time to click his fingers. Nice exit strategy lady.The Seoul Central District Court fined him $2,453.

Psst See, he should have just gone on a real “blind” date (save himself the grief). Or maybe he should have thought of becoming magician (hmm, or a serial killer!) that way he could have made her disappear!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, How Embarrassing, Sore Loser