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In space, no one can hear you scream

The Russian Space Agency is freaking out after they discovered a 2mm hole in the venting system of one of their Space Crafts. Alarms were raised when the cabin pressure began to slowly drop. All on board were ordered to look for the cause. The hole was discovered near the toilet covered by a flap. Initially, it was thought the hole was made by a tiny meteorite but when they studied the hole they changed their tune, believing it was deliberately made. The hole was too neat and consistent with being made by a drill. Plus it was made from the inside, not the outside. There are several theories to this potentially Tom Hanks starring drama, 1) it was a poorly patched up mistake made by a contractor 2) it was made by a homesick astronaut hoping to return to Earth early or 3. SABOTAGE. Luckily they had some epoxy resin because apparently duct tape is useless in space.

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Beam Me Up Tutankhamun

Everyone panic (again) a pyramid UFO has been spotted over the Kremlin in Russia. WTF, a pyramid? Must be some dumbassed aliens road testing a new space craft design. I hope their friggin cruise control works! Footage of this strange object has been circulating on Youtube for weeks, despite no one else claiming to have witnessed the close encounter.

Psst Why didn’t the two men friggin pull over to film it.

Original footage

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