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Silly Spanish Wallet Thief

Wallet thief rings victim asking for PINOK, here’s the thing Spanish wallet thief, you don’t ring your victim and ask for his credit card PIN number after you tried to guess it too many times and the card got blocked. OK, sure, pretend to be a Visa customer service representative and get his PIN that way but the card still won’t work, it is goddamned blocked!!! Seriously dude, it would have been easier just to steal another wallet.

Psst Yeah , he’s been caught.

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Seve Ballesteros Dead at 54

Sad news for golf fans, golfing legend Seve Ballesteros has died. It had earlier been announced by family that Seve’s health had rapidly deteriorated and he had been given last rites. Ballesteros had been diagnosed with a brain tumor following his collapsed at Madrid Airport in 2008. Despite a series of operations, chemo and radiation to kept the tumor at bay  his health took a turn for the worse recently. Seve Ballesteros won the Open three times, the Masters twice. Brave fight. RIP Seve.

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We’re Going To Be Charged To Use The Sun

You're owned!

Heavens to mergatroid, some lady in Spain has claimed ownership of the sun. Yes, our sun, the one we revolve around. Angeles Duran registered the star at a local notary public and now she’s the official owner. Hmm, and as owner she plans to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half the proceeds to the Spanish government , 20% to the nation’s pension fund, 10% to research, 10% to ending world hunger and the last 10% she’s keeping for herself. Good luck with that lady!

Psst Hmm, what’s the bet skin cancer victims will start suing her?

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