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Nazi Dictator was a Lead Foot

OMG, guess who got caught speeding in their suped up Merc in 1931? Adolph Hitler that’s who. Pity the fool who pulled that friggin dictator over. As expected the Nazi leader tried to wiggle his way out of paying by claiming it was his lookalike chauffeur Julius Schreck driving. According to records unearthed in a Bavarian archive,  Hitler was going 34.3mph (55.3kmh) which was double the allowed speed limit. He should have been banned from driving for that irresponsible behavior on the roads. The speeding ticket was stamped with the word “settled” on it but experts are doubtful Hitler coughed up the fine. The date of the ticket was marked as the day after Hitler’s half niece, Geli Raubal, shot herself in the head with his pistol which have many to speculate that he may have been racing back to Munich for damage control. As for officer Probst who sent the summons to Hitler, nothing was ever heard of him again.

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Do You Know Who I Am ?

Man lies about being deputy chief of CIA to get off speeding ticketYou are caught going 66 mph in a 55 mph zone in Mount Carmel, Tennessee and you are sent a citation,what do you do? Well, if you are 56 year old Scott Gibson you send the police a little note saying you are exempt from any fines because you are the deputy chief of the CIA. OK, here’s the thing Mr Scott, even if you were deputy chief of the CIA, which you are clearly not, you would still have to pay! Now you’ve got a friggin criminal impersonation charge and maybe federal charges pending, on top of the $75 speeding fine. Bummer!

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