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Nazi Dictator was a Lead Foot

OMG, guess who got caught speeding in their suped up Merc in 1931? Adolph Hitler that’s who. Pity the fool who pulled that friggin dictator over. As expected the Nazi leader tried to wiggle his way out of paying by claiming it was his lookalike chauffeur Julius Schreck driving. According to records unearthed in a Bavarian archive,  Hitler was going 34.3mph (55.3kmh) which was double the allowed speed limit. He should have been banned from driving for that irresponsible behavior on the roads. The speeding ticket was stamped with the word “settled” on it but experts are doubtful Hitler coughed up the fine. The date of the ticket was marked as the day after Hitler’s half niece, Geli Raubal, shot herself in the head with his pistol which have many to speculate that he may have been racing back to Munich for damage control. As for officer Probst who sent the summons to Hitler, nothing was ever heard of him again.

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Big Brother Speed Camera

Holy friggin speed camera Batman. The world’s scariest speed camera is soon to be unleashed in  Europe. Not only does it detect lead foots, it also has the ability to check your number plate, make sure you are wearing a seat belt and measures the distance between vehicles in case you happen to be tailgating.  Oh and it can snap you from 150ft away. Did I happen to mention it’s also connected to police computers via satellite, which basically means you’re screwed. The revenue hunting machine is expected to be deployed across Europe in 2013.

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Old Dog, New Tricks

Need for speed

OK, here’s the thing 90 year old hoon, driving 20km/h over the speed limit is one thing but blowing 0.112 (twice the legal limit) is quite another. The twilight year old Victorian man has  been stripped of his license and will now  have to catch public transport or bum lifts. Unlucky.

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