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Oh Sweet Child Of Mine

Oh dear god, imagine if a sperm bank accidentally sent you an email with your sperm donor’s real name on it. You know, the man with an IQ of 160, who has an undergraduate degree in neuroscience and a master’s degree in artificial intelligence and who was pursuing a Ph.D. in neuroscience engineering. Yeah him. Well, imagine if you now research the dude and it turns out the father of your child is really a schizophrenic college dropout with a criminal history ….. ooh plus the photo of him had been altered to remove a large mole on his cheek? That’s a big friggin law suit right there. Sleep with one eye open .


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Zsa Zsa’s Bucket List?

When I originally read this story on TMZ, I thought it was pretty much a joke but it seems Prince Frederic von Anhalt is serious about having a baby via a surrogate. The Prince, who is Zsa Zsa Gabor’s hubby, said “It was always my wife’s dream for us to have a child … and even though we won’t be using any of her eggs, she would be thrilled to know I’m going through with this.” OK, stop right there, Zsa Zsa is 94 and knocking on death’s door whilst Von Anhalt is 67 and living in lala land. Evidently he toddled off to a fertility clinc yesterday and made a deposit. Er yucky. I’m sure Zsa Zsa will be wrapped having to change diapers (I’m talking the baby’s diapers…gosh!!!!).

Psst Remember when Von Anhalt claimed he was the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby? Attention whore much? Oh and by the way he bought the title “Prince” . No blue blood there!


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Yeah, About Your Niece and Nephew!

Hi gran!

British scaffolder Charlie Lowden secretly donated sperm to his lesbian aunt so she could have two children with her partner. HOWEVER, the secret was revealed to his stunned parents after Charlie (20) died unexpectedly during routine surgery. Surprise, you’re grandparents! Despite the initial shock of discovering their niece and nephew were really their grandkids, Charles and Lynn Lowden say they are over the moon that a little piece of Charlie was left behind.

Psst I know what you are thinking, here’s hoping it was the aunt’s partner who provided the eggs!


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