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I Want One

I so want one. This is what I am like if I don’t get my coffee.

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Avoid Armadillo Spit

Holy spitting armadillos Batman. Seems these hard shelled creatures have been spreading leprosy . Come on loons I can’t make this stuff up. So far there have been up  to 9 people in Florida  diagnosed with leprosy and they all have one thing in common, they have all been in contact with an armadillo. The bacteria that causes leprosy can be found in their spit. Well, that’s just nasty.

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Tiger Spit

Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, what’s up? Dude, spitting on the green is not only gross but inconsiderate. Tiger Woods managed to gross out spectators, fans and commentators alike with his dummy spit at the Dubai Desert Classic yesterday. Then to rub salt into his own wound he finished the last hole with double bogey. Bogey loons, not boogie! Woods ended up going from hero to zero and then coped a fine for breaching the code of conduct.

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Friggin Spit In Your Whopper!

We now know what the special sauce was in that Whopper! Sheriff’s Deputy Edward Bylsma from Washington state is suing Burger King after finding a gob of spit in his burger. The deputy claims in March this year he entered a Vancouver store and ordered a meal but got an uneasy feeling about two staff members.That’s when he lifted the top half of the bun and found a big ol’ gob of spit. Being a cop ,of course he got the two employees DNA tested as well as the saliva and viola a match! He is seeking $75,000 in damages.

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What Do I Have To Do?

Woman arrested for spitting, death threats and verbal abiseIt is alleged when Julie Hubbard was stopped for a minor traffic infringement in DeLand, Florida she kind of lost it. Not only did she spit on the leg and stomach of one of the officers, she began abusing him with racial slurs (has Harry Connick been notified?). When that didn’t seem to work she pulled out the old “my father is a member of the KKK and he is gonna kill ya” card. Still no joy, so she pissed in the back of the police car.  Hmm, that little episode will get you, a corruption of a public servant by threat, battery on a law enforcement officer and obstructing an officer without violence, charge.

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