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Things That Go Bump In The Night

Oh for the love of god, burn it. A nasty wooden puppet that supposedly tried to strangle its previous owner to death has been caught on camera moving in its sealed container. A trained psychologist, who has been investigating doll hauntings for 17 years, offered to study the puppet after the owner claimed it tried to kill him. For three months it has been in a sealed container blessed with holy water.  Since she has been looking after the puppet there have been unusually unexplained knocking noises coming from the room it is in.

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It’s The Curse of the Pharaohs

You know what’s really spooky? When an ancient statue from an Egyptian mummy’s tomb inexpliciably spins around in its display case at night. The statue named Neb-Senu,that bears the inscription “bread, beer and beef “,  has been found facing the wrong way in its glass cabinet over the past few months so Manchester Museum curators set a time lapse camera to find out what the hell was going on. What they discovered will boo you.

Psst For the love of god put that friggin thing back in the Mummy’s tomb.

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