Tag Archives: Springfield
Oh for goodness sakes what did you see in him? A Springfield woman called police after her “boyfriend” allegedly carved his name onto her chest. The problem all started when boyfriend, Michael Welliver complained about a tatt she had on her butt, so he grabbed a meat cleaver and gave her an ultimatum, tatt goes or he carves his own. I guess the tatt stayed because Mr Welliver proceeded to sit on her and then used a pocket knife (with a razor blade on the end) to cut “I Luv Mike Welliver” on the upper part of her breast. Hmm, nice! When the job was complete he took photos of his handy work on his cell phone . Definitely a keeper!
Psst Yeah, yeah, I know what your thinking, why did she let him….hmmm, remember the meat cleaver?
You know around Springfield, Missouri they sort out parking bay tiffs a little differently.No people, not with a key. A fight over a car parking spot at Chili’s Grill and Bar got pretty ugly when a man was attacked with an ice pick. Yep, the Y gen woman (phew, I thought it was Marge) was so pissed when another motorist nicked her parking space she allegedly grabbed her pick and stabbed the “car parking space thief” multiple times. Oh and if you were wondering Tonya Harding has an alibi.
Psst The victim is OK but may spring a few leaks!
If you are going to make your coffee naked in the small wee hours of the morning in Springfield, Virginia make sure your curtains are closed otherwise you might get yourself slapped with an indecent exposure charge and face a year in jail. A woman and 7 year old boy, who happened to be walking outside Eric Williamson’s house at the same time he was making his brew starkers, we so horrified at what they saw they called police. Bippity, boppity boo, he was taken away in handcuffs. Geez, at least it wasn’t a long black!
Psst Isn’t that where the Simpsons live? That woman didn’t happen to have blue hair? Doh!