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Deadly Squid

Live bomb found in squidNo need to panic just quite yet, but a live bomb was found inside a squid caught off the coast of China. The 3lb explosive narrowly missed kabooming at a fish market when the squid was cut open. Local police suspect the rusty bomb had fallen into the ocean from a fighter jet. Hmm, sounds suspiciously like a Kim Jong Un suicide squid squad to me.

Want sauce with that?

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Woman Gets Pregnant in the Mouth!

A Korean’s got my babies!!!!

OMG, step away from the calamari. Evidently a South Korean woman became pregnant in the mouth with 12 baby squid after chomping on a sperm sack. A true octomom. The woman was merrily eating some cooked squid when she felt a pain in her mouth. Later, when she decided to go to the hospital doctors discovered ‘bug-like organisms’ attached to her gums, tongue and cheek. Dear lord. Note to self, make sure when eating calamari to ask if its internal organs have been removed. I don’t want no spermatophores in my mouth thank you very much!!!! Lucky she didn’t swallow!

Of course you want source with that!

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