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Enter Squirrels

Squirrels join easter egg huntWhat could possibly go wrong at an Easter egg hunt in Minneapolis? Hmm, how about a mob of candy lovin squirrels? Seems the furry little rodents decided to out run join the 100 snowflakes in looking for the eggs, sniffing out all the candy filled ones and ignoring the ones with toys . Hmm, sounds more like wombies dressed in squirrel’s clothing to me.


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If You Feed Squirrels They Will Come

Hey, this ain't no peanut ,lady!!!

Poor Annick Richardson is facing jail time. Her crime? Going onto other people’s property to feed peanuts to the squirrels. Yep, this Ohio women is obsessed with the welfare of her community squirrels. Hmm, her neighbors? Not so much. Evidently she has been doing it for years but the neighbors have finally had enough of the squirrels running amok. They are claiming the squirrels are hording the peanuts in air conditioners, ruining gardens and even chewing through car wiring. One neighbor had to move because her grandson has severe allergic reactions to peanuts.

Want sauce with that?


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Are You Nuts

Downright unneighborly!!!

When trying to rid your apartment of a family of squirrels the Richton fire department suggests you don’t use a smoke bomb. Two apartments were damaged after a blaze broke out in an attic after the bomb ignited insulation. The fire chief said he saw no squirrels “none at all”.

Psst Hmm, wouldn’t it have been easier just to take away their nuts?


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Squirrels Always Win

No, no, no, Robert Tobin and Robert Zimmerman you don’t go chasing and shooting at a friggin squirrel down the street with a blow dart and a bow and arrow. No, not even if the little rodent was chewing the brake lines on your car. Hello, you could have hit a snowflake in the eye with the plastic balls or arrows. That’s a “discharging weapons in the city” violation right there. Oh and in case you were wondering, no squirrel was hurt during the incident, slightly amused, but not hurt.

Psst Hmm, I guess it’s time to bring out our favorite squirrel for a comment…

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Friggin Squirrels

Check this out guys, a glowing nut!

Seems the town of Fredericton in New Jersey is under siege by Christmas light eating squirrels. Yes, that’s right, the grey squirrels have developed a taste for the plastic Christmas bulbs…oh except the red ones, they don’t like the red ones.The town has tried all sorts of deterents but the little buggers continue to eat them, LED lights and all. Despite most town folk raising the white flag, one determined soul is replacing all the eaten bulbs with red ones. Grey Squirrels 1, Fredericton 0.


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Stop Kowtowing

You know I’ve heard all this blah, blah,blah about killer chipmunks and squirrels invading the Nanny State (that is Great Britain) but people, they are little furry rodents.What you need is kick ass birds to show them who’s boss. Kowtowing to the little buggers isn’t going to get you anywhere…
Psst And for goodness sakes, please don’t tell Health and Safety!


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