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Hail Mary Fail

Oh dear, someone didn’t do their homework. Instead of printing the traditional Catholic prayer Hail Mary during one of the largest Christmas Carol services in Sri Lanka some fool printed Tupac Shakur’s song of the same name. The lyrics go something like this “I ain’t a killer, but don’t push me,”  … “Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin’ pussy.” ….“Fuck the world if they can’t adjust, it’s just as well, Hail Mary.” You get the drift.

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Tsunami Money Unaccounted For

Hey psst, guess what? You know all that friggin money sent to Sri Lanka for Tsunami aid? Well the anti corruption watchdog has discovered nearly $537 million of it is unaccounted for AND $686 million has been spent on projects that have jack shit to do with the disaster.Ta da! Oh and of course the government is ducking for cover refusing to comment. Transparency International, who was behind the audit, said that the public had a right to know where the friggin money has gone. The Tsunami killed 31,000 Sri Lankans in 2004 and the country was given $2.5 billion for a relief fund.

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Didn’t See That Coming!

Hmm, lets wait and see!

Hmm, lets wait and see!

OK, here’s the thing popular Sri Lankan astrologer man. Making unfavorable predictions about the president of the country is gonna get you arrested. Predict that! Oh dear, Chandrasiri Bandara who was attending a meeting over in the opposition’s camp predicted that there would be political change for President Mahinda Rajapaksa. Which is kind of a big no-no considering many Sri Lankans are strong believers in astrologers and their predictions. Hmm, so I can understand why the president wants him to shut the hell up! So I guess its bye – bye to Bandara for now.

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