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Well That’s Forked!

You know what I hate? When you walk out of a restaurant and your mate stabs you in the eye with a fork. I really friggin hate that! Oran “Georgia Boy” Turner and Robert McEwen got into a bit of a barny at a restaurant in Florida. Turner left, went home, got a kitchen fork, returned and stabbed Mr McEwen in the eye as he and a woman were leaving the restaurant. That’s a ruptured globe right there.

Want sauce with that?

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That’s Got To Hurt

OK, here’s the thing, setting your house on fire with your hubby inside is one thing but  pounding a screwdriver into your chest with  a hammer  is a tad excessive, don’t ya think? The woman from Apple Valley sat in her car and watched her house burn while she hammered away. Fortunately the police were able to intervene before it got too ugly.  Hubby and wife are now recovering in hospital.

 

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Say Cheese

Could be worse, you could have been stabbed with a fondue fork!. Darnice Harrell was arrested and charged after she stabbed her boyfriend  in the head, stomach and thorax with a fondue fork. Ouch!

 

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Well They Both looked The Same!

Nooooooooo

You know what I hate, when police mistake you for an intruder and you end up getting stabbed to death. I really friggin hate that. Japanese lawyer Hirotaka Tsuya died after police arrived at his home in Akita just as he was grabbing a weapon from the hands of intruder Katsu Sugawara. As police overpowered the lawyer, Sugawara plunged a knife into Tsuya’s heart. Whoopsie.

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Anger Management Fail

I knew I should have taken home economics!

No, no, no, you are doing it all wrong Faribah Maradiaga, you don’t go and stab a classmate during anger management class. Sheez, you ain’t  ever going to pass if you do that? Seems the trouble allegedly started when Maradiaga got all stroppy while watching a video on anger management and another student told her to “give it a chance”. Hmm, that didn’t go down all that well, Maradiaga, jumped up from her seat and pulled out a 3″ blade and stabbed her.

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Twighlight Has A Lot To Answer For!

Team Dumbass

Sometimes it truly sucks to be a vampire, especially when a homeless man refuses to give you blood AND mocks you. How infrigginconsiderate! When would-be vampires, Aaron Homer and Amanda Williamson, were teased by homeless dude, Robert Mayley, when they asked to suck his blood the pair stabbed him. That’s an aggravated assault charge right there and an increase chance of getting HIV!

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Touchy Subject?

OK here’s the thing guys, don’t be telling a girl she has stinky feet, that’s a stabbing. It’s alleged Amber Smith deliberately stabbed a man after  he had teased her  at a party. The incident happened  after she failed to complete a backflip off a deck and then attempted to rub her socks in his face. Oh boy, that’s when he told her she had smelly feet. Yikes!  As she was leaving she picked up a steak knife and plunged it into his back on the way out. Now he has a punctured lung and she has a court date.

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Well That’s Pretty Ironic

You know what I hate? When you attend a anti-crime event and end up getting stabbed. I really friggin hate that. The 16 year old was at the National Night Out Against Crime block party when he was stabbed several times in the legs and chest. A 28 year old has been arrested over the incident.

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Joran van der Sloot

Well, well, well, look who’s the main suspect in another murder….remember Joran van der Sloot? He’s the Dutch kid who was the main suspect in the disappearance of American student Natalee Holloway in Aruba five years ago. Anywho, he’s back in the news. Van der Sloot has now become the main suspect in the death of a young Peruvian girl found dead in a Lima Hotel. Stephany Tatiana Flores Ramirez was found in a room registered to van der Sloot on, get this, May 30th, exactly 5 years after Holloway went missing in 2005. The girl was found face down on the floor of the hotel room with abrasions to her face and body and with obvious trauma. It is believed she was stabbed to death. Mr van der Sloot, has not been located and Interpol have been notified. It is believed he had entered the country for a poker tournament and was seen numerous times with the victim. Greta Van Susteren will be having kittens when she hears about this!

Psst Hmm, I wonder how many times he will change his story this time?

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Penis Stabber Gets Jail

Oooh ouch!

OK, here’s the thing ex boyfriend of Tatiana Bastos, don’t be telling her you have a new girlfriend while driving or she’ll plunge a 6″ kitchen knife into your penis. Ms Bastos has been jailed for 32 months after she attacked Mr Morais with a knife and then later tried to cover it up by claiming  he had sexually assault her. In handing down the sentence the judge said it was a “wicked thing to do.”  Hmm, ya think?

Psst Who has a 6 inch kitchen knife in their car?

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