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Where’s My Mac And Cheese?

Man stabs brother over missing mac and cheese and spilled beer

Where is it!!!

A man in Florida got so friggin angry when he couldn’t find his mac and cheese he stabbed his brother.You see, the brother tried to help look for the food but accidentally knocked over his beer. Sheez and you know what happens when you knock over the beer. That’s a stabbing in the stomach.

Psst Florida

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If It’s A Lawyer Does It Count?

Could have been worse

You know what I hate? When the criminal you are defending stabs you in the neck with a pencil. You know what I really hate? That he did the same thing to his previous lawyer! Joshua Monson, who is facing a murder trial, used a courtroom pencil in both stabbings. He is now waiting a mental health evaluation. Hmm,a bit late for that!

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Touchy Subject?

OK here’s the thing guys, don’t be telling a girl she has stinky feet, that’s a stabbing. It’s alleged Amber Smith deliberately stabbed a man after  he had teased her  at a party. The incident happened  after she failed to complete a backflip off a deck and then attempted to rub her socks in his face. Oh boy, that’s when he told her she had smelly feet. Yikes!  As she was leaving she picked up a steak knife and plunged it into his back on the way out. Now he has a punctured lung and she has a court date.

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The Break Up Didn’t Go Too Well

Geez Shaman Green, was the ring that nice? When Shaman Green (17) decided to break off the romance with her boyfriend (16) she didn’t expect him to ask her for his ring back. After claiming she didn’t know where it was a fight ensued.It is alleged that during the rumble the boyfriend tried to choke her so Green’s little sis handed her a knife and she stabbed him twice. That’s an aggravated assault charge right there.

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Bad Sex Leads To A Stabbing

Pleased as punch!

Geez, Michelle Thomas is a hard task master, she was arrested for stabbing her hubby after he failed to satisfy her in bed. Damn straight. Ms Thomas told police she was pissed off because their sex session sucked so she grabbed a pair of scissors and took to him. Despite her husband receiving only minor cuts and refusing to press charges she could still get 20 years.

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Icelandic Rapper Rage

My Bad?

Hmm, probably not a good idea to try and interview two Icelandic rappers  about their differences on radio. Mori (Magnús Ómarsson) rocked up to radio station X-id 97.7 in Reykjavík with a stun gun, knife and a Doberman while  Erpur Eyvindarson came empty handed. Before they could even get to a microphone Mori attacked Erpur with the knife. Luckily Erpur was able to defend himself with a mop. No word on what the Doberman did!

Psst Evidently they were fighting over who began rapping first. Hello, as if anyone cares ! One things for sure,  they don’t have their pants on the ground there!

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Once Were Pie Eater

OK people, never ever get between a Kiwi and his pie. A man who allegedly stabbed his stepson in the neck with a knife refused to drop his pie when approached by police. Then when he was told the victim hadn’t died he responded with “Oh fuck, waste of fucking time, wasn’t it?”. As he was being lead away he asked a cop whether he could pick up his pie “My pie’s sitting on the ground. I just paid for that.”

Psst Safer communities together….

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