May The Farce Be With You

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Darth Vader Robs Bank In Toledo

Wow, we could never pull that off Spock!!!

Attention people in Toledo, police are on the hunt for Darth Vader, he was last seen fleeing a bank on a BMX bike with a bag full of money. Hmm, so if you happen to know someone who owns a Star Wars mask, a handgun and a cool bike, you might want to give them a buzz.

Friggin Ohio, the home of Bearman.

Take A Bow Jacob French

Just to let you know Jacob French, Storm Trooper man, has finally completed his 5000km walk across Australia. May the force be with you. It took 9 months to complete but he  raised over $88,000 for the Starlight Children’s Foundation and has enough chaffing to last a life time.

May The force Be With You Jacob French

Oh my, Jacob French (20) is walking across Australia dressed as a Star Wars Stormtrooper to raise money for the Starlight Foundation (an Australian Children’s charity which aim is to brighten  the lives of seriously ill children and their families).  The fool hero is from Perth. So far he has raised $25,000 in his epic journey which may take up to 6 months to complete. The money has come mainly from stunned motorists who have stopped to ask him what the hell he is doing. Hmm, Forrest Gump may have been a better option!

Star Wars World Cup Commercial

Adidas has gone all Obi-Wan Kenobi on us. Check out their new TV commercial for the World Cup. Hmm, since when have geeks watched football?

Star Wars According To A 3 year old

It’s like a reincarnation of Shirley Temple (if she was dead) giving a diluted version of Star Wars.

Luke, Who’s Your Daddy?

Actor Davis Prowse, who played the original Darth Vader in the Star Wars, was left a little speechless when police raided a Staffordshire film set believing it to be a porn movie shoot. Unfortunately for the bunch of keen policemen, they walked in on a group of bewildered actors filming a scene from  ‘The Kindness of Strangers’, an action thriller. Evidently nosey neighbors had contacted police when they saw lights, cameras and action. Obi-Wan has taught you nothing!

Psst This is just some random Darth Vader clip, not porn Jammers!

Useless Friggin Information

22 cigarettes were smoked in the movie Casablanca. (That’s not many!)

Ewh, Burt Reynolds was originally going to play Hans Solo. (Carrie Fisher was lucky!)

One pile of dog poop attracts on average of 144 flies. (So who was counting?)

Barbie’s last name is Roberts. (Hmm, before or after her divorce from Ken?)

On the US dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the “1” and a spider hidden in the upper right! You don’t believe me do you? Check it out.