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And For My Next Trick

I have no sympathy

I have no sympathy

So you’re a magician. Well sure sometimes you’re going to use your sleight of hand skills to steal money while working on the cheese counter at Harrods. Duh! The cash strapped entertainer was busted by staff who noticed him nicking money with one hand and then hiding it in the other….. which would explain why he was broke, he sucked at being a magician.

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Thieving Priest

Forgive me Father

A Catholic priest in Germany who feared he would go broke in his old age spent 40 years nicking money from church collection plates. The naughty priest had accumulated over 1 million euros in coins and notes but hadn’t spent a cent of it. The 78 year old was given a two year sentence for embezzlement but will spend it on probation.

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