Three strikes and you are out mister. Robert Ferguson will be spending the next 7 years and 8 months in prison thanks to a bag of shredded cheese he hid down his pants and a woman’s wallet he nicked off a 7-eleven counter. He should be grateful he got that, prosecutors were going for life! The dude had a string of priors.
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A British hacker is in really big trouble after stealing RuneScape players identities, skills, weapons and virtual money. Haven’t heard of it? Well, it’s a medieval fantasy game and it has over 100million players worldwide, so you should!. The 23 year old stole hundreds of distraught teenager’s identities and accounts so he could boost his own personal rankings (bastard!). Evidently it can take years to earn virtual money and skills with some RuneScape accounts selling for up to £46,000 on eBay. God knows what they are going sentence him to… virtual theft? The game is friggin free!
Psst Geez, if I could only hack into Super Mario 64 and pass level 4 !
Ever wondered where your luggage ends up when it goes missing? Odds are at Keith Wilson King and Stacy Lynne Legg-King’s place. Cheeky little buggers have been nicking people’s bags off the carousels at Phoenix Sky Harbour International Airport for quite some time. When police raided their house they unearthed over 1,000 pieces of luggage. God knows how many more items they had stolen because they were flogging them at garage sales. Mr King had been under surveillance after authorities witnessed him lifting a bag off the baggage claim carousel and then return a few hours later to steal another one.
Psst See, it pays to pack your bags with stinky socks and undies!
Here is a party trick from hell. A woman in Louisiana has been arrested after she was caught stealing a 12 pack of beer by hiding it between her legs! Lisa Newsome was seen on a security camera shoving the Miller Lite and a couple of sodas up her dress in a grocery store before attempting to waddle out with it. Ah bless, Ms Newsome is well known to police with over 40 arrests under her dress belt.
Psst Hmm, you might want to think twice before accepting a drink from her!