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Some People Will Never Learn

Honey, sweetie, darl, a word of advise, you don’t be going out stealing a car on your first day out of prison. Theresa Jones is facing grand theft auto charges after stealing a car to purchase drugs on her first day of freedom. Theresa had just finished serving a two year, eight month sentence when she took a pen pals vehicle to buy beer. She never came back.

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Honey Where’s Our Car?

You are 7 years old and don’t want to go to church, what do you do? Steal your dad’s car of course. Bless, the seven year old was so determined not to attend the Sunday sermon he took off in his dad’s Dodge. The kid reportedly ran a few stop signs and swerved all over the road at 45mph (because his feet could hardly reach the accelerator) with the cops in hot pursuit. He eventually made it home and went running into his house to hide. Of course I have footage of the little devil in action…

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