Attention loons, if your Latitude 6430u ultrabooks Dell laptop smells like cat piss you are eligible for a replacement. Evidently the company has been inundated with complaints about a cat urine stench coming from the keyboard. One disgruntled customer said “it smells as if it was assembled near a tomcat’s litter box.” Dell confirms they have located the issue and promise the new Ultras will be kitty litter free. Hmm, I blame the mouse.
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A kid in Tennessee has missed over three weeks of school due to suspensions because she stinks. Hey, don’t shoot the messenger, that’s what school officials are saying. The 8 year old evidently ponks so badly that the students and her teacher can’t focus when she’s in class. Despite her mother claiming the girl takes good care of herself the school says she sleeps in her clothes and can’t remember the last time she had a bath or brushed her teeth. Um, hello, rather than play the blame game maybe the school and mother should come up with a solution.