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Dell’s Kitty Litter Laptop

Dell laptop smells like cat pissAttention loons, if your Latitude 6430u ultrabooks Dell laptop smells like cat piss you are eligible for a replacement. Evidently the company has been inundated with complaints about a cat urine stench  coming from the keyboard. One disgruntled customer said “it smells as if it was assembled near a tomcat’s litter box.” Dell confirms they have located the issue and promise the new Ultras will be kitty litter free. Hmm, I blame the mouse.

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Child Suspended Over Bad Odor

Child suspended from school because she stinksA kid in Tennessee has missed over three weeks of school due to suspensions because she stinks. Hey, don’t shoot the messenger, that’s what school officials are saying. The 8 year old evidently ponks so badly that the students and her teacher can’t focus when she’s in class. Despite her mother claiming the girl takes good care of herself the school says she sleeps in her clothes and can’t remember the last time she had a bath or brushed her teeth. Um, hello, rather than play the blame game maybe the school and mother should come up with a solution.

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Honey, Why Are My Undies Green?

I wouldn't even swim in it!

OK here’s the thing people from Indianapolis, the bad taste and smell in your drinking water is caused by an early algae outbreak, so no need to panic just drink up! Seems the algae bloom has affected around 70% of Indianapolis Water causing it to smell and taste like mold. But good news, officials say it’s safe to drink. Hmm, time for a beer!

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