You know what I hate? When you are negotiating a price for a hooker and discover she has the nastiest teeth in the world so you suddenly renege and she steals your friggin money. I really friggin hate that.The poor bastard had to ring the police who later arrested the bad toothed prostitute. Man 0, bad teeth hooker 0.
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You know there is nothing worse in the world than a sexist thief. OK, yeah there is…a drunk sexist thief. After Daniel Santos-Barros entered a woman’s apartment, pushed her around and stole $38 out of her purse, he had the nerve to demand she make him an egg. Sheez, sunny side up? Anywho, she said no, so he went into a bedroom and laid down for a bit before coming back out to finish his beer. When police arrived he was still in her kitchen.