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Never Negotiate With A Nasty Toothed Hooker

You know what I hate? When you are negotiating a price for a hooker and discover she has the nastiest teeth in the world so you suddenly renege and she steals your friggin money. I really friggin hate that.The poor bastard had to ring the police who later arrested the bad toothed prostitute. Man 0, bad teeth hooker 0.

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Do I Look Like Your Maid?

You know there is nothing worse in the world than a sexist thief. OK, yeah there is…a drunk sexist thief. After Daniel Santos-Barros entered a woman’s apartment, pushed her around and stole $38 out of her purse, he had the nerve to demand she make him an egg. Sheez, sunny side up? Anywho, she said no, so he went into a bedroom and laid down for a bit before coming back out to finish his beer. When police arrived he was still in her kitchen.

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Another Brick In the Wall… I Mean Head

OMG,WTF, OMG, a Adelaide primary school teacher has been whacked with a brick and had $400 stolen by two students. The incident happened while she was on yard duty at the Swallowcliffe Primary School at Davoren Park. The two 12 year olds threw a brick at the back of her head, grabbed her office keys while she was semi-conscious and stole money from her purse. The teacher was unable to identify the two students involved because she was basically on the ground counting stars.

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