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A Night To Remember

This can not end well, have they not seen Incident Proposal? A German couple are offering a complete stranger the chance to have sex with the woman on her wedding night. Evidently, it has been their long time fantasy to have a stranger seduce the bride and then have sex with her in front of hubby. The couple posted the fantasy on a auction site without any restrictions, meaning the highest bidder wins. Hmm, I can imagine they are going to get some keepers!!! Oh did I mention the lucky chap gets to foot the bill for the hotel?

Psst Wonder if she’ll wear white?

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As You Lay Sleeping

Creepy! A Physical Education teacher was jailed for 6 years after he snuck into a stranger’s house and began kissing her while she lay sleeping next to her boyfriend. The woman initially thought it was her boyfriend “smothering” her with kisses down her neck and cheek but when Richard Duffy spoke …..ahhhhh!!!! Police were later able to track Mr Duffy through DNA taken off the victim’s face. Gross!

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When It’s A Good Time To Fib

You know sometimes it’s just better to lie. Take the woman from New Jersey who told police she had been carjacked. Far better she said that, than tell them her car had crashed because she was having sex with a complete stranger she had picked up from the side of the road.

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Honey, Why Is There A Naked Man In the Hot Tub?

Ewh, guess who’s been soaking in your hot tub? Brian Haney drove into a random couple’s driveway in Naperville, got out of the car, knocked on the window of the house before stripping naked and submerging himself in their hot tub.Police were called to fish him out and take him away. Oh and if you were wondering why? No reason.

Psst I bet there will be some scrubbing done over the weekend!

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Stop Hogging The Blankets

A Pittsburgh man who was as snug as a bug in a rug got the shock of his life when a stranger jumped into his bed. Frank Fontana originally thought the person who snuggled up next to him was a woman who had keys to his home but when a deep male voice answered back “No, it’s not.” he jumped out and grabbed a baseball bat. Evidently the intruder was drunk and cold after seeing a Jay-Z concert and wanted a place to rest his head.

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Make Yourself At Home Why Don’t You

Shane, Shane, Shane, how many times do I have to say this, breaking into someone’s house, raiding the fridge, taking a shower and watching TV naked is just wrong. Shane Tyler Tinsman was caught making himself at home in a strangers house after the owners came home and noticed several lights on. Police eventually arrived and removed the interloper, after he put  his clothes back on of course.

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Hey Honey, Can You Get Me A Beer?

Got any beer?

I’m not sure if this guy was a burglar or a squatter but it is alleged Jose DeGracia broke into a Pennsylvanian house, had himself a shower, cut his hair, made himself some fried chicken and then plonked himself in front of TV. When the owner, Grace Kraus, came home the stranger dissed her when she  demanded he leave. She had to ring police to get his lazy ass off the couch and into the Northampton county jail.

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