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Funeral Service anyone?

Okey Dokey, attention Chinese funeral directors, can you quit with the strippers at funerals to attract larger crowds please. Seems the government isn’t happy.  The craze has escalated n recent years due to the fear if you have a small crappy funeral your afterlife will suck. At one funeral a stripper took off her top in front of mourners (including children) while another performed with a snake. Hmm, wouldn’t that attract the devil? As for the excuse, locals believe stripping has gained popularity in rural China due to lack of cultural events.

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Wedding Ruined By Strippers

A Chinese man who hired two strippers for his son’s wedding has been arrested. Zhang Cheng originally wanted to hire a band but one thing lead to another and he ended up hiring the strippers. Unfortunately hundreds of local  villagers got wind of the sexy act and gatecrashed the venue to get a look see. Mr Zhang was arrested the next day but no one is quite sure why. Hmm, maybe they failed the breast breath test?

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Hello 911?

OK, one more time people, you don’t ring 911 because a pair of strippers failed to show up at your motel room. Evidently the Illinois man, who had  forked out $1000 on lap dances, was offered an “on the house” private lap dance by two wenches exotic dancers. However by 1.26  when he realized they were going to be a no-show he  called 911 because he felt cheated.

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