If you know of a bald, clumsy guy covered in grease you might want to give the police a buzz. When staff arrived at the Palumbo’s Pizzeria in Stroudsburg after a robbery, they raced to the security camera to check the video. This is what they found. An extremely clumsy bald dude trying to poop shit defecate in a 50 gallon drum of grease when it topples over. He then slips away. Hmm, I hope he wiped his butt first!
Psst Thank goodness it tipped over or those pizzas would be damn gross!