Darwin. Calling Darwin to the front desk please. Some Dunkerklumpen in Britain got himself stuck in a traffic bollard for 2 hours. Mom must be proud.
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The moral of this story is if you plan a jail break make sure your belly can fit through the hole. Awkward for a one Brazilian prisoner who found himself wedged in a concrete wall after his much skinnier accomplice slipped through and took off. While prison officers merrily took snaps firefighters had to use sledgehammers to free him.
The new 50ft “Touchdown” Jesus statue got wedged in a McDonald’s drive thru in Wapakoneta on its way to the church in Monroe. Seems the outstretched arm of Jesus came into contact with the Ronald McDonald statue and became lodged between the drive thru window and McDonaldland Playland. One of the staff told reporters “It was the loudest, craziest, most disturbing thing I have ever seen,” ….“One minute I’m typing an order into the computer, the next minute there is a thunderous noise, the building shakes, and the face of Jesus is pressed staring at me through my drive thru window. I’m going to have nightmares.” Meanwhile the red faced driver said he was convinced he could get his truck around the tight turns to get his fries. Authorities are yet to work out how they are going to get Jesus unstuck. Hmm, the original Touchdown Jesus was struck by lightning and now this one has been McScrewed. Kinda makes you think Jesus doesn’t like football.
Psst Friggin Ohio, the home of Bearman.
Is it wrong to laugh?
How’s your luck? You go to an undergound carpark in France so you can secretly siphon waste oil into a drain and you accidentally drop your wallet, slip and get your head stuck in the sewer! Life’s a bitch huh? Worse still, you have to stay stuck in that position all night until someone finds you all cold and hypothermiated (probably not a word but anywho) with your feet sticking up in the air. By now you are thinking “phew”, right? Not so fast mister. When police arrive and notice you’ve been doing a bit of siphoning they book you. Don’t you know that is an offence which carries up to two years jail and a $97,000 fine. Hello, life’s a bitch or is that la bitch?