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Some Mother Do Have Em

Darwin. Calling Darwin to the front desk please. Some Dunkerklumpen in  Britain got himself stuck in a traffic bollard for 2 hours. Mom must be proud.

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Humiliation Is Complete

An Irishman in Cork decided to see if he could fit into a toddlers high chair at a McDonalds. The answer was pretty much NO, after it took three cops to extract him from it.

Irishman gets stuck in a toddlers high chair in Mcdonalds

 

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Shawfat Redemption

The moral of this story is if you plan a jail break make sure your belly can fit through the hole. Awkward for a one Brazilian prisoner who found himself wedged in a concrete wall after his much skinnier accomplice slipped through and took off. While prison officers merrily took snaps firefighters had to use sledgehammers to free him.

Prisoner gets stuck in wall

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Stop Wriggling!!!

What do we have here then?

Doctors and nurses at a New Zealand hospital are stilled gathered around the water cooler whispering about a man who rocked up to emergency on the weekend with a short finned eel stuck up his bottom. No loons, they have no idea how it got there but they do have their theories!!!!

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New Touchdown Jesus Gets Stuck At McDonald’s Drive Thru

The new 50ft “Touchdown” Jesus statue got wedged in a McDonald’s drive thru in Wapakoneta on its way to the church in Monroe. Seems the outstretched arm of Jesus came into contact with the Ronald McDonald statue and became lodged between the drive thru window and McDonaldland Playland. One of the staff told reporters “It was the loudest, craziest, most disturbing thing I have ever seen,” ….“One minute I’m typing an order into the computer, the next minute there is a thunderous noise, the building shakes, and the face of Jesus is pressed staring at me through my drive thru window. I’m going to have nightmares.”  Meanwhile the red faced driver said he was convinced he could get his truck around the tight turns to get his fries.  Authorities are yet to work out how they are going to get Jesus unstuck. Hmm, the original Touchdown Jesus was struck by lightning and now this one has been McScrewed. Kinda makes you think Jesus doesn’t like football.

Psst Friggin Ohio, the home of Bearman.

Want fries with that?

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That’s Using Your Head

You know what I hate? When you try to break into a building via the garage door and you get your head stuck for 8 hours, I really friggin hate that!

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Remember The Days of The Old School Yard?

You know what I hate, when you get your head stuck in an I-beam at school. Years of ridicule ensue.Looks like it was a case of hide and seek fail. OK, 1,2,3,4, …10 I’m coming to get you, ready or …Oo oh!!!

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Man Really Gets Stuck in Mud

Is it wrong to laugh?

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Wheelchair Bound Robber Gets Bogged

OK, here’s the thing wheelchair bound man attempting to rob a convenience store, whatever you do, don’t make your escape route over soft sand or you will get bogged. John Christopher Champion (22), who had made off with a 12-pack of beer and a roll of electrical tape after having been stabbed three times in the leg by a conscientious female clerk, didn’t make it very far in his motorized wheelchair. Sand can be such a bitch!

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French Folly

How’s your luck? You go to an undergound carpark in France so you can secretly siphon waste oil into a drain and you accidentally drop your wallet, slip and get your head stuck in the sewer! Life’s a bitch huh? Worse still, you have to stay stuck in that position all night until someone finds you all cold and hypothermiated (probably not a word but anywho) with your feet sticking up in the air. By now you are thinking “phew”, right?  Not so fast mister. When police arrive and notice you’ve been doing a bit of siphoning they book you. Don’t you know that is an offence which carries up to two years jail and a $97,000 fine. Hello,  life’s a bitch or is that la bitch?

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