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School Had Cage In Classroom

Oh dear, a Canberra school principal has been suspended after it was discovered the school was using a cage like structure (made from pool fencing) in one of their classrooms for an autistic student. Holy human rights violation Batman. An investigation is currently under way.


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Ralph Macchio’s Sister?

father and daughterWhat is crazier than a 31 year old posing as a 15 year old student high school student for nearly a year? Try, no one noticing. One teacher said “I sympathized with her, and invited her into my home. I took her in as a child, did her hair, got her clothes and shoes,”

Psst Texas


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Teacher in Da Hood

dunceYou know you suck at being a teacher when you order a hit on a seventh grader. The female teacher gathered a pose of 6 kids from 8th grade to attack the boy after he made a comment she didn’t like. The gang picked him up by the neck and forcibily made him apologise to her. Needless to say she’s got the flick and the parents are thinking about a civil suit.

Psst Florida.


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Mugshot Suspension

student suspended for posting mugshot of principalOK, here’s the thing student from Georgia. Don’t be posting no mugshot you found of your high school principal on Instagram and claim it was for DUI when it was for something else or she just might attempt to have you arrested. Fortunately for the kid the cop refused so she suspended him for spreading misinformation.

Want sauce with that?


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Run He Has A Pressure Cooker

Student carrying pressure cooker questioned by fbiAttention all Saudi students living in the US, do not, and I repeat, DO NOT be seen walking around the neighborhood with a pressure cooker or you may find your house surrounded by armed FBI agents. Any one for kabsah? Seems the student had just made a big pot of rice and was taking it to a friend’s house. As you were agents.


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Show And Tell Fail

Girl brings hand grenade to schoolSo what have you brought for show and tell today little girl. This miss. Run, children , run!!!!  A year 5 girl didn’t get the reaction she was hoping for when she brought a WWII hand grenade to school for show and tell. The school and nearby homes were evacuated and bomb experts from the Royal Australian Air Force were called in. The deadly device was eventually removed and is currently being disposed of.


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When Chimpanzees Go Wild

An American University student is in a critical condition in a South African hospital after two chimpanzees grabbed the man’s legs from under a perimeter fence and dragged him into their enclosure. The animal sanctuary houses abused and misplaced chimps. The man was taking a group of people on a tour when the incident happened.


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Teacher Gets 40 Years For Having Sex With Student

A teacher in the US has been given a 40 year prison sentence for having sex with her 14 year old student. Hmm, on the bright side Shannon Alicia Schmieder (39)  will be eligible for parole in 20 years. Evidently Ms Schmieder knew the child since he was born and was a close family friend. OK, “close” is probably an understatement. The mother of the boy made an impact statement to the court which kind of sealed her fate. “Words can’t begin to explain the heartache we’ve experienced this past year and the betrayal we’ve endured. Messages that were recovered showed me more and more evidence and it became a living nightmare. I couldn’t bear the thought of my boy trusting someone that had clearly manipulated him.”


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I’ve Been a Bit Weird

Oh for crying out loud mister, how long did you think you could dress up like mannequin, waltz  into a shopping mall toilet and then secretly film women so you could get your rocks off, huh? When caught by security coming out of the loo dressed in a mask and wig, Joel Hardman (22), a student at the University of Birmingham, declared “I’ve been a bit weird.” He later told police he found the sound of women on the toilet exciting, which would explain the audio sounds recorded on his phone. Footage of women’s feet in the cubicles were also found on his phone. He told the judge he got “sexual gratification out of everything that goes on in women’s toilets”. The case has been adjourned until May.


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I Don’t Like Munday

Forget teacher’s pet, a 6th grader has admitted to poisoning his teacher using chemicals from a science kit. Joan Munday became violently ill after downing potentially lethal sodium carbonate in her spiked tea. When the Plumb Creek Elementary School teacher failed to show the next day, students told staff of the plot. The 12 year old has been charged with assault and is currently being held in juvy.

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