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Would You Like Fries With That?

Oh for the love of special sauce. A study in the UK has revealed that not one, not two but EVERY single McDonalds touchscreen menu they tested had faecal matter on it. In one case,  they found the potentially deadly staphylococcus bacteria. If you think about it, this was always going to happen. Just place the study on top of the pile below hotel TV remotes, escalator handrails and airline touchscreens. Thanks people, we are one touch away from potential death. WASH YOUR FRIGGIN HANDS, please.

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Good News For The Non Cool Kids

I know you have to wait awhile but to all those kids who have been bullied or ignored by the “cool kids” just remember one important thing, they are highly likely to become losers in later life. Studies have revealed the cool kids  are at higher risk of becoming alcoholics, druggies or crims. Karma’s a bitch.

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Searching For the “Evil” Gene

Evil gene...and you?

Evil gene…and you?

Years ago I read a book by a Quantico profiler who had studied some of the worse serial killers in the US. He hinted that it was highly probably that there was a direct link between their actions and a dodgy gene. However, the FBI were reluctant to confirm this in fear that it would act as a loophole for lawyers to get their clients off.  So where am I going with this? Well, today it was announced that a group of  United States geneticists want to study Newtown school killer Adam Lanza’s remains, in the hope of finding a mutant gene. The problem is, if they do identify it, then what?  We test people for the “evil” gene and ??????  Hmm, there’s a stigma you just don’t want.

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Top Fecal Matter Hiding Spots in Hotel Rooms

Honey, do you smell something?

OMG, just another reason why you should take antiseptic wipes every friggin where you go. A recent study of hotel rooms revealed that the most common place you will find fecal matter is on the TV remote, telephone and bedside lamp. AND by fecal matter I mean poo loons, poo!!!! Oh and don’t bother tipping the maid, she/he is the likely culprit in spreading bacteria thanks to contaminate mops and cleaning gear.

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Best Diet Ever

THANK YOU!!!!!

A new study is claiming dieters should eat all the cake they want for breakie to lose weight. Seems if you stuff your face in the morning, for the rest of the day you are too bloated to care about eating any more crap. Hmm, I suspect the Wombies could be behind this study!!! According to the study, obese people who ate a breakfast high in protein and carbohydrates were better able to stick to their diet and keep the weight off longer than participants who ate a low-carb, low-calorie breakfast.  Seems it stops the sugar cravings. Go figure!

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Most Stupidest Comparison

New findings from the National Intimate Partner and Sexual Violence Survey  conclude that the number of American women who have been raped is greater than the number who are current smokers. Sheez,  I’ll remember that for trivial pursuit!

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Promise You Won’t Tell?

They aren't real!!!!

How long do you think a woman can keep a secret? If you said 32 minutes, take a bow. Yep, a recent study has found a female can only hold her tongue for a little over half an hour. Even more disturbing 13% deliberately offload the gossip in order for it to spread. Bitchy!!!

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Who’s Funnier, Men or Women?

According to the Uni of California, who did a study on which sex is the funniest,  the winner is …..drum roll please…. MEN, but only by a hare’s breath and mostly when they are in the company of other men. I demand a recount!

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The Long And Short Of The Penis Study

Good news guys, yes you can make your penis longer. A new study reveals penis extenders or the penis pump are your best bet. Hmm, it’s also advised to try and avoid surgical procedures because they are dangerous and could leave you with soreness and disappointment (emphasis on disappointment). Anywho, whatever you choose it will be a long hard road to get those extra few mm centimeters. Keep tugging and pulling boys.

Psst Might want to grab a tape measure men,  the normal length of a penis is (according to the study) 4cm when limp and 7.5cm when erect. Hmm, as Bill pointed out that is 4inches and 7.5inches in the real world.

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Alarming!

OK people, if you expect your children to wake you up when the smoke alarm goes off, think again. A new study has revealed that most children and teens are more than likely to sleep through an alarm that sounds for 30 seconds or less. Which basically means while the house is burning down around you , you’ll have to go from room to room waking up the lazy little shits! Still no cure for cancer.

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