Oh dear, the latest masked robbery is brought to you by a man in a gorilla mask. Yep, he robbed a taco stand wearing an ape mask and waving around stun gun. His accomplice went in moments before and ordered a burrito before ape face demanded money. Hmm, kind of a lot of effort for just a taco stand really!
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The worst taser story of the week goes to the man who had an epileptic fit at a gym. When the unnamed guy went into a seizure, staff immediately rang paramedics who in turn contacted police for back up, after he allegedly began biting and punching . Enter the Greater Manchester police who tasered him with a 500,000 volt stun gun. He spent two weeks in hospital recovering. Needless to say, the man has a solicitor!
Oh I’m sorry Shane Williams-Allen, you are this weeks dumbass burglar of the week. Shane, bless his soul, said he accidentally zapped himself with a stun while he was rummaging through a cop car he had just broken into. Hang on I haven’t finished yet….then a few days later he locked himself in handcuffs he had also stolen from the car. Shane didn’t have much choice but to ring the Clermont Police Department to see if they could help unlock the damn things. Sadly Shane now faces burglary and theft charges . Oh well, just be grateful you didn’t steal a gun.