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Rapper Floored

A wannabe Aussie rapper who in 2006 fell through his lounge room floor, down to the ground below,  has failed in his bid to sue the Department of Housing for discrimination. Wayne Douglas, who weighed 250kg (550lbs) at the time, claims that the property was unable to support his weight thanks to termite damage (and his weight) resulting in the mishap. The court argued he was free  to refuse the property. His case was dismissed.

Psst Mr Douglas still lives in the house by the way…..”I am still in the house, it is still shit.”

Want sauce with that?

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Gaddafi’s Family To Sue NATO

Quick, get Gloria Allred on the phone, she could be in luck, the Kadafi Gaddafi  (whatever) family plan to sue NATO for their role in the death of their beloved murdering despot dictator Moammar. Yep, their French lawyer is already drawing up a complaint to be filed with the International Criminal Court in the Hague. Which is a tad ironic because that’s where Kadafi Gaddafi (whatever) would have ended up if he were still alive to face his own pile of crimes against humanity. Sheez, and lets not forget crimes against fashion!!!

Psst The best they could hope for from NATO is a strongly worded letter, right Kim Jong Il?

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Everything Stinks!

Indian man suing Lynx because he can's attract a womanVaibhav Bedi is suing Lynx (also known as AXE in India), not because it stinks but because he hasn’t managed to score a single women since he has used it! The loser in love is suing the company for £26,000 for the “depression and psychological damage” caused by the lack of any Lynx effect.Damn stuff made him no more attractive to women than Brut. The Axe commercials infer that when men wear their products women throw themselves at them. Obviously not for poor Bedi, he’s been using the stuff for 7 years and not a single chick. That’s some kind of epic fail and he should sue!

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