A Buffalo man, who has a big old fear of frogs, has won a $1.6 million payout after a developer drained so much water onto his property (approved by the town council) it turned into a friggin wetland and a haven for the slimy creatures. The man, who has had a fear of frogs since he was a snowflake, became a prisoner on his own property after the amphibians began partying on his porch.
Psst Hmm, OK, so if I have a fear of clowns can I sue the town council too?
Want sauce with that?
Tang Meirong is so pissed that no one will admit to owning the friggin cat that fell on her head, she is suing all 200 residents of an apartment building. How’s them apples? Meirong had been minding her own beeswax as she strolled along the footpath near some flats in China when Kaboom, a falling cat knocked her out. Despite police quizzing the flat owners no one is taking responsibility for the accident or the cat (which died on impact).
Psst How friggin unlucky would you be getting hit by a falling cat. I hope it’s claws were retracted!!