Now, bend over…
You know what I hate? When suicide bombers start hiding explosives up their butts. I really friggin hate that. Some Pakistani dude, who had a beef with Afghanistan’s spy chief Asadullah Khalid, managed to infiltrate his safe house and pass a strip search before setting off his bottom bomb. Luckily for Mr Khalid,the explosives only managed to send the attacker to kingdom come. Hmm, the dude should’ve paid more attention in his physics classes, having something shoved in your orifice reduces the affect of the shrapnel.
Well, this is awkward!
The things you have to do to be a suicide bomber these days. Sheez! Seems the latest trick in the suicide bomber’s arsenal (pun intended) is to hide explosives in their bottoms. Abdullah Hassan Tali al-Asiri was hoping to blow Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef to kingdom come by sneaking past security checks with explosives hidden in his rear end but all he managed to do was spontaneously combust after his body suppressed the force of the blast. Prince Nayef , who is the head of the security service in Saudi Arabia, escaped with only an injured hand when the terrorist managed to get as far as his office before setting off the explosives. Kaboom!