Well then, a woman in Omaha is taking it upon herself to sue ALL the homosexuals on behalf of God and Jesus. Yes indeedy, she has filed a federal lawsuit asking the judge to clarify if homosexuality is a sin because according to the Bible it is (yes, she quoted Sodom and Gomorrah). She also states in her 7 page handwritten court brief “I never thought that I would see a day in which our great nation or our own great state of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some peoples lewd behavior,”. Oh and the reason they are “hiding in the closets” is that they know it is a goddam sin.
Tag Archives: suing
God Has A Representative
Filed under Well I Never
Oh Sweet Child Of Mine
Oh dear god, imagine if a sperm bank accidentally sent you an email with your sperm donor’s real name on it. You know, the man with an IQ of 160, who has an undergraduate degree in neuroscience and a master’s degree in artificial intelligence and who was pursuing a Ph.D. in neuroscience engineering. Yeah him. Well, imagine if you now research the dude and it turns out the father of your child is really a schizophrenic college dropout with a criminal history ….. ooh plus the photo of him had been altered to remove a large mole on his cheek? That’s a big friggin law suit right there. Sleep with one eye open .
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World
Woman On a “No Fly” List Grounded
How’s this for irony, a Malaysian woman who is suing the US government for putting her on a “no-fly” list can’t testify because they won’t allow her to fly to America because she is on a “no fly” list. The woman, who was a Stanford Uni scholar , was whacked on the list in 2005 after FBI interviewed her about the Malaysian terrorist group Jemaah Islamiyah.
Filed under Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never
Biggest Insult EVER
A US executive is suing her boss (and scent making firm Firmenich) for $6 million after he told her she looked like Susan Boyle. Sheez, only $6 million?
Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never
Rats On Planes?
Hell no. A trolley dolly for American Airlines is suing her co workers after they accused her of sneaking her pet rats onto planes by hiding them in her pantyhose and underwear. After she was dobbed in, her passport was flagged for over a year forcing her to go through extra security. Her lawyer said . “She’s not a nut. They’re making her out to be a nut.” She is adamant she never brought her rodents to work.
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never
Penile Implant Fail
OMG a truck driver, who had a three piece penile implant, ended up with an erection that lasted 8 months. Yes, the dude is suing. Poor guy had to wear baggy sweat pants and long shirts to hide his permanent erection. Hmm, but it is alleged, despite his scrotum swelling to the size of a volleyball, he failed to do anything about it. It was only after the implant punctured his scrotum during a family trip to Niagara Falls did he have it removed. Unfortunately, despite getting a replacement prosthesis from another doctor his penis is now
about 50% smaller.
Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never, Whoops!
Snacks Cost More Than the Movie
Deep down we all wish could take Cinemas to court for charging ridiculously absurd prices for their snacks. Well, some dude in the US did but instead of winning his lawsuit he was told by a judge to buy a subscription to Netflix and stop wasting my time.
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never