Oh dear, a Canadian woman is suing the makers of Stride chewing gum because….wait for it… she suffered depression for approximately 10 minutes after the gum she was chewing stuck to her dentures. It didn’t help that the process of having to dig the small bits of gum from her fake teeth was friggin “disgusting”!! Anywho, Elsie Pawlow is angry and she’s suing for $100,000.
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I’m guessing a 60 year old lifesaver in speedos ain’t eye candy no more! Roy Lester is suing state Office of Parks, Recreation and Historic Preservation after he lost his job as a New York lifeguard because he refused to don on a pair of budgie smugglers for the annual swim test. Hello, the dude had been in the job for 40 years.Hello, the dude was in his late 50’s!!!!! Hello , we are talking tight, teeny, weeny SPEEDOs here!!! Anywho, the lawsuit was dismissed in 2009 but for the grace of god it has been reinstated by the appeals court last week.Damn straight there should be a law against old men wearing them. Hand me the petition, where do I sign!!!
Guess how much record companies want in damages against Lime Wire? If you thought a few million, think again. The greedy buggers want $75 trillion. Yep, 5 times America’s national debt. Sheez, copyright infringement is a bitch! Lime Wire is getting it’s sorry ass sued because it allowed thousands of users to download songs for free.
Psst I wonder how much of that the artists get?
OK, here’s the thing, if your hand warmer ignites in your back pocket and burns your butt and legs, that’s a suing. Lauren Self claims her Little Hotties Hand Warmers caught fire after she put her hand into her back pocket, igniting her clothes. Ms Self was hospitalized for a week.
We interrupt this broadcast to make an important announcement….breast milk ice cream is OK to
eat lick. Yes, the London Ice cream parlor has been given the thumbs up to go back to selling their $22 a scoop Baby Gaga breast milk ice cream. Seems health and safety are happy with the milk screening. Now all the ice cream parlor has to worry about is Lady Gaga suing their asses off!