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Rain City Superhero Movement

Attention all bad guys in Lynnwood, Washington, be prepared to have your ass kicked by Phoenix, Thorn, Buster Doe, Green Reaper, Gemini, No Name, Catastrophe, Thunder 88 and Penelope. The gang of 9 superheroes who call themselves ‘Rain City Superhero Movement’ have taken to the streets to help police fight crime. Oh and if you think they are just suffering Batman envy,  these dudes all have either military or martial arts training. Hmm, except maybe for Phoenix’s glamorous female sidekick who drives him around in a KIA but never gets out of the car (possibly his mom). Phoenix carries around mace, tear gas, a taser, bulletproof vest and trauma plating on his arms and legs. Since the superheroes began their crusade 9 months ago they have been shot at, stabbed and laughed at.

Psst Oh and just a word of warning, if you come across Captain Ozone or Knight Owl, ignore them, they aren’t part of the Superhero Movement but just some random superheroes.


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What Would Spiderman Do?

Oh for crying out loud people, what the hell are you guys doing in superhero costumes in the first place? OK, picture this, a comic book owner Michael Baulderstone dressed as Spiderman spies a customer acting suspicious and realizes he is trying to steal a valuable comic by shoving it in his backpack. Kaboom, Kapow, Bam. The next thing the sorry assed thief knows is he’s being hauled through the store by Spiderman. Meanwhile, several Jedi Knights and a Flash stood guard at the front door, just in case the suspect decided to flee with the $160 book. Don’t friggin mess with the superheroes of Adelaide’s Comic Centre people! Kickass!

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