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Body Modification Fail

OK, here’s the thing people who are seeking cheap backyard surgery for body modifications, be prepared to spend a fortune in medical bills when it all goes wrong. Seems dodgy doctors are flying into Australia to perform extreme operations like tongue-splitting and underskin implants. Prob? Many are suffering from infections  and haemorrhaging.

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Princess Eugenie Admits She Had A Hunchback

Thank god surgeons fixed Princess Eugenie’s hunchback before she wore that ridiculous outfit to Kate and Will’s wedding. I’m just saying! The 6th in line to the throne was diagnosed with scoliosis after she went for a massage originally intended for Fergie. What was initially meant to be a one hour op under general anesthetic to correct the problem ended up being 7 hours with surgeons having to insert eight-inch titanium rods into each side of her spine and one and a half inch screws at the top of her neck. Ewh, ouch!

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So Is It Your Left or My Left?

Oh crap!

So how much is a testicle worth? Hmm, if you are Italian man who had his healthy one removed in a hospital bungle it’s around $260,000. The unnamed mad had a tumor in his left ball but surgeons accidentally removed the right one. So in the end he had no balls but a nice deposit in his bank account.

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