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Ouch

Note to self, refrain from farting when having surgery. A Japanese woman let one rip during a cervix procedure and ignited the laser and herself.  She received burns to her waist and legs.

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Just One More Reason to Hate the Dentist

Woman has dentists drill removed from lungA woman in Sweden had to have surgery to remove a friggin dentist’s drill from her lung after it became unattached during an implant procedure and she swallowed it . Yeah, but how did it fall into her lung, a horrified Loon wants to know?

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Happy Feet Update

I know you are all wondering what happened to the wayward Emperor penguin which found its way onto a New Zealand beach after taking a wrong turn to Antarctica. Well, Happy Feet (so not original) is currently recovering from an operation to remove beach sand from its gut after it began eating it to try and keep cool. OK, not so bright Happy Feet thought the sand was friggin ice . Yep, not the sharpest tool in NZ the shed! Anywho, if the penguin survives they may consider returning it home. Hmm, but at the moment it is quite content to lie on a bed of party ice at the Wellington zoo.

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Get A Grip!

A woman in Seattle has been charged with third-degree domestic violence after she allegedly squeezed her boyfriend’s balls so hard during a fight that he had to have surgery. Ouch! Hmm, want look good on your resume Jennifer Kolone.

Want sauce with that?

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Doctor Removes Patient’s Genitals

Better safe than sorry

OMG, a Sydney doctor is on trial for cutting out a woman’s genitals without her consent. Carolyn DeWaegeneire was expecting a small piece of skin on her vulva to be removed when she went under the knife,however, just before she passed out from the anesthesia the doctor (who can’t be named) came close to her ear and said ‘I’m going to take your clitoris too’ . When  she awoke  her genitals were gone. The doctor claims he did it to save her life  despite concerns from a theatre nurse on the contrary. It took Ms DeWaegeneire 2 years to come forward.

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Hurt Much?

Oh dear, two Victorian men decided to shoot each other in the butt with an air rifle to see whether it would penetrate the skin or if it would hurt much. Yes Loons, of course they had been friggin drinking. Two days later the duo rocked up to hospital where they both required surgery to have the slugs removed from their arses and legs. So I guess the answer to their questions are YES, YES.

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Careful What You Wish For

Ewh, ouch!

OMG, some poor dude in India underwent emergency surgery after his three week, yes, three week, erection just wouldn’t go away. Doctors said if they hadn’t performed the surgery to put him out of his misery, he would have died. As it is he is now impotent. The man was suffering from a condition called priapism where blood is prevented from draining out of the penis. If not treated the penis becomes gangrenous and/or withers away.

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