A Filipino priest got himself in some hell fire by the Catholic Church after he was busted giving a Christmas service on a Hoverboard. Evidently, it was a violation of the ‘highest form of worship.’ The coolest priest ever, has now been suspended so he can have time to reflect on his ungodly behaviour.
I’m not the Messiah, I’m just a hair transplant surgeon
You know what I hate? When your hair transplant surgeon believes he is the reincarnation of Jesus and goes a little wacko at a 9/11 Memorial Museum and attacks someone. I really hate that. The surgeon in question has been suspended, sent to a psychiatric ward and now contemplating why god/ his dad hates him.
PSST The dude was also convicted a few years back of 19 counts of misapplying money in a case involving a tribal casino.
Way to reinforce your reputation . A lawyer is facing suspension after she photoshopped herself mingling with Hollywood elite and then posting the fake photos on her website to attract clients.
Psst What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?
OK, here’s the thing student from Georgia. Don’t be posting no mugshot you found of your high school principal on Instagram and claim it was for DUI when it was for something else or she just might attempt to have you arrested. Fortunately for the kid the cop refused so she suspended him for spreading misinformation.
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A kid in Tennessee has missed over three weeks of school due to suspensions because she stinks. Hey, don’t shoot the messenger, that’s what school officials are saying. The 8 year old evidently ponks so badly that the students and her teacher can’t focus when she’s in class. Despite her mother claiming the girl takes good care of herself the school says she sleeps in her clothes and can’t remember the last time she had a bath or brushed her teeth. Um, hello, rather than play the blame game maybe the school and mother should come up with a solution.
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OMG, never get on the wrong side of a cheerleader. Two girls from Fort Worth’s Saginaw High School have been suspended after it was discovered they had given teammates urine spiked sodas. The contaminated drinks were given to members of the squad during a basketball game. Several other fellow cheerleaders were given lesser punishment for the role they played in Peegate.