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Way to Get Suspended

A Filipino priest got himself in some hell fire by the Catholic Church after he was busted giving a Christmas service on a Hoverboard. Evidently, it was a violation of the ‘highest form of worship.’ The coolest priest ever,  has now been suspended so he can have time to reflect on his ungodly behaviour.

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Hair Today, Psycho Ward The Next

Hmmmm

I’m not the Messiah, I’m just a hair transplant surgeon

You know what I hate? When your hair transplant surgeon believes he is the reincarnation of Jesus and goes a little wacko at a 9/11 Memorial Museum and attacks someone. I really hate that. The surgeon in question has been suspended, sent to a psychiatric ward and now contemplating why god/ his dad hates him.

PSST  The dude  was also convicted a few years back of 19 counts of misapplying money in a case involving a tribal casino.

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What Happens When A Lawyer Learns Photoshop ?

Way to reinforce your reputation . A lawyer is facing suspension after she photoshopped herself mingling with Hollywood elite and then posting the fake photos on her website to attract clients.

photo shop

 

Psst  What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller.

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Mugshot Suspension

student suspended for posting mugshot of principalOK, here’s the thing student from Georgia. Don’t be posting no mugshot you found of your high school principal on Instagram and claim it was for DUI when it was for something else or she just might attempt to have you arrested. Fortunately for the kid the cop refused so she suspended him for spreading misinformation.

Want sauce with that?

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Child Suspended Over Bad Odor

Child suspended from school because she stinksA kid in Tennessee has missed over three weeks of school due to suspensions because she stinks. Hey, don’t shoot the messenger, that’s what school officials are saying. The 8 year old evidently ponks so badly that the students and her teacher can’t focus when she’s in class. Despite her mother claiming the girl takes good care of herself the school says she sleeps in her clothes and can’t remember the last time she had a bath or brushed her teeth. Um, hello, rather than play the blame game maybe the school and mother should come up with a solution.

Want sauce with that?

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LMFAO Too

The easiest way for a 1st grader to get suspended from a Colorado school? Get him to sing the line “Sexy and I Know It,” by LMFAO. That’s a three day suspension for alleged sexual harassment right there. Evidently he sang the lyric to a girl he was standing in the lunch line with. Oh and it wasn’t the first time, he did it to the same girl last month but he also did a little booty shaking near the girl’s face. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah!

Want sauce with that?

As the LMFAO has an R rating on Youtube here is a tamer version, but you get the drift!

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Tag, You’re It!

OMG, a 6 year old snowflake has been accused by his California elementary school of sexual assault while playing tag with his best friend . Evidently, during their little romp in the playground Oswin brushed his friends leg/groin. Next thing he knows , he’s in the principal’s office, where he is plonked  for two hours until he confesses. The principal then suspended Oswin and placed a sexual battery charge on his permanent school record. Can they do that, without police involvement? It wasn’t until the parents lawyered up did the Hercules school remove the claim. Needless to say Oswin is playing tag at another school.

Psst The snowflakes should be grateful they weren’t playing Twister!!!

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White Face Email Blackfires

Doh!

Oh dear, someone got themselves suspended! Louisiana State Senate researcher Tammy Crain-Waldrop sent an email, which included a photo of Obama with “white face” and the lines “Do you like him any better now? No? Me neither ….. Then you’re not a racist.”, accidentally to the Capitol e-mail inbox. Poor thing now has to attend diversity training classes. That should be fun!

Psst Not gonna look good on her resume.

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Dope!

Doh!

OK, here’s the thing administrators at the Byron Nelson High School in Texas, you might want to do a course in tact before suspending a 16 year old boy for three days because he had bloodshot eyes  and looked like he’d been smoking dope. Turns out the snowflake was simply upset because his dad had been friggin murdered on the weekend.  The boy had begged his mom to let him go to school  so he could be with his friends but before going to class he had to go to the office to get a tardy slip. Big mistake. To make matters worse, despite his mom explaining the situation to the school she had to have him drug tested before he was allowed to return. Of course the results were negative.The boy’s mom who is more than miffed said “We had other things to do this week than worry about a three day window for an appeal, a two hour window for a drug test and my son’s reputation and high school career,”

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Friggin Cheerleaders

Give us a pee

OMG, never get on the wrong side of a cheerleader. Two girls from Fort Worth’s Saginaw High School have been suspended after it was discovered they had given teammates urine spiked sodas. The contaminated drinks were given to members of the squad during a basketball game. Several other fellow cheerleaders were given lesser punishment for the role they played in Peegate.

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