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Tapeworm Diet Anyone?

Woman swallows tapeworm to lose weightOh for the love of being thin,some woman in Iowa bought a tapeworm off the internet and swallowed it in an attempt to lose weight. When she told her doctor he freaked and contacted public health department who WTFed before issuing a warning about the friggin stupidity of swallowing tapeworms.

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Woman Swallows Toothbrush

Oi, oi, oi!!!

OMG, a woman in Israel has  somehow managed to swallow her toothbrush. Bat-El Panker (24) was brushing her teeth when she bent over the tap with her toothbrush in her mouth and viola, down her throat (so much for gravity). After several attempts at trying to retrieve it she gave up and rushed herself to the hospital but the doctors couldn’t find it and sent her home. The next day she began feeling pain and went to another hospital for X rays and a ultra sound. Still no sign of the toothbrush. Finally after having a CT scan the damn thing showed up and a doctor fished it out of her stomach.

Psst Lucky she didn’t have to pass it, that would have hurt!

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Didn’t see it coming

Feet up everybody, a 10 year old girl has been swallowed by a croc in Indonesia. She was splashing around in a river minding her own beeswax when an enormous beast emerged and swallowed her whole. Her father witnessed the incident.

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I Feel Good

Guess who swallowed a bag of cocaine? Tsk, Tsk Art Taylor.

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Hard Act To Swallow

It's either one hell of a party or ......

Oh for crying out lady, how desperate are you to swallow friggin 41 balloons of heroin? The 37 year old was rushed to a Sydney hospital and straight into  surgery after some of the bags ruptured . She had recently returned to Australia from a holiday in Vietnam. Hmm, might try laxatives next time!

 

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A Friggin Snake Dare

On the count of three...

Oh for goodness sakes, how many times do I have to tell you, swallowing a highly poisonous snake for $2 is gonna get you a whole lot of porcelain hugging. Zaver Rathod from India killed the nasty little reptile after it bit his friend but was then dared to eat it for 100 rupee. Never one to turn down a bet he ate the friggin thing raw. Enter severe vomiting.Lucky for Mr Rathod doctors were able to remove the entire contents of his stomach before the venom could seep into his bloodstream and kill him stone dead.

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Holy sinkhole Batman

Geez, Tropical Storm Agatha left a healthy reminder of the danger of storms, as a sinkhole swallowed up a three storey building and a house in Guatemala City.Geez, blame that on a poor sewage drainage system! So far the storm has claimed 144 lives and left thousands homeless.

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Who’d Have The Stomach To Be A Drug Smuggler?

My tummy hurts!A Nigerian drug smuggler has been caught at the Geneva border with 1.7kg of cocaine in his tummy. You would have to be committed! Border guards were shocked when they X-rayed the man and found his stomach contained 123 cocaine filled condoms (18 feet if you stretched it out). Don’t worry yourselves loons, each condom was coated with wax to make the swallowing easier.Geez, he so much as farts he dies! I hope they gave the man a laxative because if he got constipated…kaboom!

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Drug Mule Fool

I swear man, no druggie , no lie!

Holy dumbass drug mule Batman. Fidelis Ozouli has got to be the stupidest friggin drug smuggler in the world or the most naive. He claims he didn’t have a clue that the 67 packages he swallowed for a mate were full of drugs, let alone cocaine. Drug fool was hiding 1kg of the class A in his gut when he was sprung at Manchester airport. Ozouli stuck out like dog’s balls as he waddled through customs with a hell unnaturally bloated belly. After x-rays, Ozouli took out the prize for one of the largest amount of drugs found internally on any mule by UK customs (well, that’s something right?). The cocaine was 78% pure , had a street value of £250,000 and if one of them had burst he would have been a dead man walking. When questioned, he looked dumbfounded saying ‘I just did not know what they were. I thought I was swallowing something else to take into Britain as a favour for a pal.’ Dude, what are you, friggin thick? Ozouli is from Nigeria but was , until now, studying in London. Oh well, I guess he will be able to finish his degree in jail, compliments of the British taxpayers!

Psst : Luckily he didn’t insert the packages up him bum, nothing more unattractive than a man with a fat ass, right girls?

2nd Psst Geez, I hope he isn’t related to those Nigerian friends of mine…ooh which reminds me, I gotta send them my accounts details !

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