Tag Archives: Swansea

Watch Out For That Hazard

A young Swansea ballboy got a boot in the ribs after he appeared to fall onto the ball and hold it too long during the  Chelsea vs Swansea League Cup semi-finals . The villian, Eden Hazard, got himself a red card and a bucketful of woe as he tried to kick the ball out from under the kid but instead got him right in the ribs. The kid apparently admitted later he was deliberately holding up the game.

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Clown Has His Unicycle Stolen

Attention people, this is a public service announcement, can the person who stole Uncle Sam’s 6ft chrome giraffe unicycle and 1,000 animal making balloons in Swansea, please return them. The clown’s friggin freaking. The cycle and balloons were stolen from a house in Morriston and he is highly upset because now  he’s basically just a man in a silly outfit. Uncle Sam believes the unicycle was stolen for scrap metal because lets face it , who the hell would ride a 6ft tall chrome giraffe unicycle without drawing attention. Anywho, see someone acting suspiciously with a unicycle ring the Swansea police.

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