Quick loons, to Arboga. A truck has crashed into a railing , spilling a big friggin load of beer. Ohhh, does anyone know Swedish, just in case we have to ask for directions?
Tag Archives: Sweden
An attention seeking marten (a cross between a weasel and a wolverine) decided to wreak havoc on a football match in Sweden. He pretty much succeeded.
Holy Swedish meatball, Batman, a cleaning lady has managed to commandeered/steal a train and then crash it in to a house at the posh end of town. Ta-da. Swedish police are still unsure what the hell happened, whether she actually stole it or whether she had accidentally knocked a lever or two. Anywho, the train was going at about 50m/h (80km/h) when it flew off the rails, skidded across the snow and kaboomed straight into the first floor kitchen of a house. The cleaning lady is currently in hospital while the train remains inside the house.
After some brainstorming, the locals at Langflon, Sweden, population 4, have decided on their latest project…. building a mega-mall. The wee little village, which only has a medium sized grocery store and 4 people living there, has become a food shopping mecca for their Norweigan neighbors due to the currency exchange rate. I’m guessing those 4 people are gonna be uber rich, unless of course the exchange rate changes.
Seriously? A 37 year old Swedish woman has been charged after allegedly having sex with skeleton parts. Seems her house is full of body parts.. skulls, bones, spines. Police are not sure if she stole the bones from a morgue or she’s been grave digging. Photos of her kissing and licking the skulls and CDs on Necrophilia were also found in her house. She left this little gem on an internet forum ‘It’s worth it. I want my man like he is, whether he is dead or alive. He allows me to find sexual happiness on the side.’
Psst Reminds me of a joke. How do you know if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes have piled up in the sink.