Have problems sleeping? Hmm, might be because of the swine flu shot you took. No need to panic people but there may be a link between Pandemrix (swine flu vaccine) and narcolepsy (a sleep disorder). So what the hell is narcolepsy you may ask? Hmm, well here’s what they say “a disabling chronic neurological disorder characterised by recurrent episodes of excessive daytime sleepiness.” Oh my, caused by a swine flu shot you say and not from drinking ….interesting!!!!
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Hmm, my favorite precious, Marilyn Manson, snotted fans sitting front row the night before he was diagnosed with swine flu. Bless. Hey, I thought pigs weren’t carriers? That is way gross so don’t bother watching the clip if you don’t want to, you can visualize. At least we don’t have to worry about the fans spreading the disease, they don’t come out during daylight hours nor mingle with society much.
David McCusker, the actor who stars in the British “Catch It, Bin It, Kill It” Swine Flu TV commercial has been diagnosed with it. Unlucky! Yep, he is popping Tamiflu as we speak.
Psst Those people in the lift are way too friendly for my liking!
Up to 2,000 Aussie pigs are believed to have caught the Swine Flu thanks to their sick farmer and his staff.The Dunedoo piggery is in lock down after it was confirmed the piggies have influenza H1N1. And cue government to reassure consumers pork and ham is safe to eat, as the industry still struggles to regain consumer confidence since the pandemic was originally declared. Good luck with that!
What, Cherie Blair has the swine flu? Hmm, I thought it couldn’t be transferred from…ah never mind! So the former ex Prime Minister’s missus has the suspected pandemic and has had to cancel all her public engagements ( I guess we should take it seriously then?). Can someone hand her a tissue. From all reports Tony and the kids are staying well clear of her as she continues to down her daily dose of Tamiflu.
Just for those wondering, the only pig in the village has been released now that the swine flu fears are over and he is now basking in the sun and mud. Khanzir has been released from pig prison at the Kabul Zoo following his months of incarceration at the height of the pig flu pandemic. Yay little piggy. Being a Muslim country, pigs are somewhat of a novelty and it is believed that Khanzir is the only pig in Afghanistan. His release didn’t go down too well with some visitors who ran for their lives as the little porker dashed through the zoo to his enclosure. Some were even seen covering their mouth and nose just in case he sneezed on them. Geez, no sense of humor! No word on whether he was waterboarded during his time behind bars!